FML : Today, my sister admitted to having sex with her current boyfriend. On my bed. Again. I even have a spare bed in my room and yet they still go for mine....

Today, my sister admitted to having sex with her current boyfriend. On my bed. Again. I even have a spare bed in my room and yet they still go for mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

zemmiphopia Say more :

Woah okay was not expecting this to get published. I'm OP. Okay so first off my sister and I are really close and always have been so she's been forgiven and we can joke about it now. And secondly, we were both pretty amused by the suggestions of ways to get her back, I think my favorite is "punch her in the head". And I would totally buy a lock if I could, by the way.

By zemmiphobia - / Thursday 11 May 2017 09:37 / United States - Mountain View

Intimacy

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By GhostFox | 33

#7447671 - Tuesday 2 May 2017 7:24

Sounds like she gets off on the fact that she's having sex on your bed- or that her BF does. Which means your sister either wants to be you, has sexual feelings towards you, or the BF is pretending your sister is you. But that's just what I get from the fact you've had to deal with this so often.

Put cayenne pepper or anything like it in the one they keep having sex on, and sleep in the other one. It SHOULD cause some burning, itching, maybe some sores and a yeast infection. Worst case scenario is it gets in her eyes and even then they should be fine afterwards.

You could also put raw rice in the bed- I bet it's hard to stay in the mood when it feels like your laying on tiny pebbles. I'd say thumb tacks, but that's a little too dangerous. Or even just some good old itching powder if you can find it. Fake roaches might kill the mood.

By HEnRyEdwardsIII | 15

#7450019 - Saturday 6 May 2017 12:33

"No more monkeys jumping on the bed"

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By GhostFox | 33

#7447671 - Tuesday 2 May 2017 7:24

kelardy | 11

#7450047 - Saturday 6 May 2017 13:26

Her bed might be more comfortable of the two. Why should she give up her comfort for your spice ideas? She should just put a lock on her door so that her sister can not enter it when OP isn't home

alenahha | 13

#7452560 - Thursday 11 May 2017 1:04

Lmfao it was because the bed was more comfy lmao I'm a horrible sis:(

Sparx1_1 | 16

#7453161 - Thursday 11 May 2017 22:53

Yes, you are a horrible sister. I'd guess that you are also a pretty horrible person, since you seem to think there's something funny about doing something so disgusting.

alenahha | 13

#7453222 - Friday 12 May 2017 3:14

Hehe:) she got me back even before she knew about the sex in her bed. She's over it lmfao. I am a horrible person tho... I'm going to hell fo sho(;

By Regulate | 21

#7450002 - Saturday 6 May 2017 12:03

It wont last.

By Shabnam Moghal | 14

#7450006 - Saturday 6 May 2017 12:10

Make her/them buy you a new bed.

sweetbliss3 | 37

#7450016 - Saturday 6 May 2017 12:27

what the fuck is wrong with her. does she not have her own bed, a floor or a chair? and there would be no "again." I'd have beat her ass after the first time

By HEnRyEdwardsIII | 15

#7450018 - Saturday 6 May 2017 12:31

I'm sorry. Really hope you can put it behind you.

By HEnRyEdwardsIII | 15

#7450019 - Saturday 6 May 2017 12:33

"No more monkeys jumping on the bed"

By Lucky O'Guin | 13

#7450051 - Saturday 6 May 2017 13:42

Does she live with you? You both live with your parents? Tell her your room is off limits for everything. Put a lock on it, a deadbolt perhaps. Start sleeping in the other bed.