Miscellaneous: Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two... - FML

By girl - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By Jesse Thames

Today, I received a series of rejection letters from jobs, one after the other. Last night, I stayed up into the wee morning hours to apply to campus jobs I'm not qualified for, because I was classified as a part-time student due to an administrative error. FML

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By -.- - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum and decided to join it too. It's only been a few hours, but he's already told everyone that he's my dad, posted that I'm a "total pussy in real life", and questioned my sexuality. Thanks. FML

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By Richocet - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I see my dad on a bike so I shout after him. He turns his head around and then runs into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By cincity

Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML

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By cek4uytp - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By InnocenceBlue - Australia - Perth

Today, after I've been nauseous for a week straight, barely eating or sleeping, I was going to see my doctor. She then called in sick and I can't get an appointment for another week. FML

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By Noname - France

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Jackson

Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML

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By anonymous - United States - Upper Darby

Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs yelling, "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, IS A BIG BOOTY HOE," only to find that my family had thrown me a surprise party. All my grandparents were at the bottom of the stairs. FML

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By goingnowherefast - United States - Butler

Today, after three and a half years of working dead-end jobs with a bachelor's degree, I got a call from a potential employer in my degree field, who wanted to set up an interview. The problem: the interview is across the country, and I'm too broke to pay the travel expenses. FML

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By imafunguy - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By Good_old_Grim - Latvia

Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML

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By mysidesaresplitting - United States - Oxford

Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML

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By Matt - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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By Luke - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to keep it safe. When we got there, he promptly shoved my front door key into the lock and snapped it clean off. Not only can we not get into his house, but now I can't get back into mine. FML

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By addictedtofml - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

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By Great. - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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By milkshake - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

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By skyeraven - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML

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By Anonymous - South Africa

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

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By yepintheladiesroom - United Kingdom - London

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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By BlueMacaw - United States - Edmond

Today, at church, I sneezed suddenly and messily into my hand just as the priest asked us to stand and greet our neighbors with a handshake. FML

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By ripfluffy - United States

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

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By yelyah - United States - Tolono

Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

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By StillHurt - United States

Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML

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By tracie - United States

Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML

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By Screwed

Today, I was informed that- despite an already skeletal staff- my supervisor is leaving the company. Tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I’m almost six weeks pregnant. From exactly ten seconds of penetration. FML

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By 19collegestudentandpregant - United States - Loretto

Today, I found out my parents are divorcing and my mom is moving out. I'm 11 weeks pregnant. Breaking the news should be fun. FML

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By SymmetricalPizzaFace - United States - Westminster

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML

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By Anonymous - 2/5/2020 20:00

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Today, I got told repeatedly to "stay in my lane" by a woman in her 40s. Why? Because I politely asked her if she had a mask when she entered the retail store I work in. Our policy is that everyone must wear a face mask in the store at all times. One hour down, 8 more to go. FML

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By greenchan - United States

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML

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By Cissy

Today, my former coworker called to ask if he could get it on with my ex-husband. The same ex I was married to for 20 years without knowing anything about his other life. I've been replaced by an overweight, middle-aged furry. FML.

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By Ella - United States

Today, I went on a 7-hour plane flight. For 3 hours I had a bloody nose. When it finally stopped, I sneezed. It started to bleed again. FML

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By I said whaat

Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML

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By anonymous.. - United States

Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML

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By laststand11 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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By bubbles - United Kingdom

Today, I worked my first day at a nursery. At nap time I spent about an hour trying to get all the kids to calm down and go to sleep. I'd finally got the last one to drop off, when my phone rang. Loudly. FML

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By lithiumflower | 0

#682972 - Sunday 22 November 2009 9:22

Could've been worse -- at least you had a bra on!

By Iliaria | 0

#682983 - Sunday 22 November 2009 9:28

Let's hope you weren't wearing a lacy type bra to dance class. Since you need support, I'd be wearing a sports bra or at least one that's not see-through. And in that case, so what? If you were in your bikini top on camera, would you mind?

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By _anonymoose_ | 0

#682968 - Sunday 22 November 2009 9:20

hahaha

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loninessYman | 0

#683095 - Sunday 22 November 2009 11:44

i want the video!

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brutallyhonest24 | 0

#684093 - Monday 23 November 2009 1:15

Video Video Video!!! =D

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IamJAX | 0

#685239 - Monday 23 November 2009 20:11

Here you go...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

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Reyo | 2

#685316 - Monday 23 November 2009 20:43

Best...play...EVAR!

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Anteezy | 7

#685359 - Monday 23 November 2009 21:10

rofl i just got rickrolled :x

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plzdunstpdamusic | 0

#689067 - Thursday 26 November 2009 11:49

The video is on private.

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rcbarnes | 24

#4112742 - Friday 2 March 2012 3:33

Video link's dead. :-(

By lithiumflower | 0

#682972 - Sunday 22 November 2009 9:22

Could've been worse -- at least you had a bra on!

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_anonymoose_ | 0

#682974 - Sunday 22 November 2009 9:25

true

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FalseInsight | 6

#4187724 - Monday 19 March 2012 21:04

*video* or it didn't happen

By Iliaria | 0

#682983 - Sunday 22 November 2009 9:28

Let's hope you weren't wearing a lacy type bra to dance class. Since you need support, I'd be wearing a sports bra or at least one that's not see-through. And in that case, so what? If you were in your bikini top on camera, would you mind?

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#682986 - Sunday 22 November 2009 9:30

You could've just worn a looser fitting outer shirt...

By allisha | 7

#682991 - Sunday 22 November 2009 9:35

well you would think you would see that as a good thing, unless your out of shape..which I would doubt since your in dance in the first place

By shootingstar8D | 0

#683007 - Sunday 22 November 2009 9:47

ohh crapp..... lets hope you have a nice rack!

By Erranty | 0

#683021 - Sunday 22 November 2009 9:58

I don't see a problem with this as long as you've got a good body. And since you're a dancer, you probably do.

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renaet | 0

#683537 - Sunday 22 November 2009 19:53

Eh. The girls on our dance team at my school don't always have the best bodies. Dancing and being a fat ass don't always have a connection.

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jdawg2010 | 0

#3615510 - Monday 21 November 2011 17:28

Wow...

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Killuhk | 8

#4525449 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:59

Seriously 33? Lol all the girls on my team in hs were skinny as hell, I sadly, would be considered the "fattest" one....and i'm in great shape

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T1A2Z3 | 34

#7598905 - Wednesday 14 February 2018 14:06

Just because someone has a nice body doesn't mean they want to show it to an entire audience plus whoever buys the tape...

By cerebellum_fml | 0

#683030 - Sunday 22 November 2009 10:09

Well get something after it?
at least they didnt say eww
some guys must have been disappointed that you stopped

By Snowlight_fml | 7

#683046 - Sunday 22 November 2009 10:40

At least you didn't swipe your bra of as well

By loninessYman | 0

#683073 - Sunday 22 November 2009 11:34

send the video to me , or give me the photo ,please!
thanks!

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cheerloveyou | 0

#2306770 - Thursday 7 April 2011 3:37

pervert much?!

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whorerhorror | 6

#3316348 - Tuesday 20 September 2011 11:46

immature much?! that quote is so cliche with little girls, it's annoying