By AkaiKitsune - 02/04/2017 14:34 78 25 67 1217 Today, the cops pulled over and tried to arrest my friends for transportation of a corpse and murder. Just because you find a body in the back of a truck bed, wrapped in a blanket cocoon and apparently unresponsive, does not mean they are dead. I was very much alive, thank you very much. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 333 You deserved it 2 397 Tweet Share
By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg 7 0 52 18 Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML I agree, your life sucks 75 883 You deserved it 6 719 Tweet Share