By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML
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TerrorDollie 0

Aw cute! Well your sister must've gotten some joy out of that! It's not like Ashley is a crappy name anyways!

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macskapingvin 0
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So... if I want to make my imaginary friend real... I just have to get a girl pregnant? That would be a great idea, if only girls would talk to me.

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ellephaba101 0

wow first?

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fmlwinnn 0

well, at least you're not a guy.

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fmlwinnn 0

referring to OP.

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meganasoarus 0

change your name. your parents are jerks

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stevienik 6
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why is this an FML?

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ankit123444 0

ouch..that's gotta suck..

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12596 0
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she wouldn't have been born

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TerrorDollie 0

Aw cute! Well your sister must've gotten some joy out of that! It's not like Ashley is a crappy name anyways!

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tarabelle 7

agreed(:

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Florence_ 0

I totally want your shirt!! xD

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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I totally want your shirt... off!! xD just kiddin'!

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that1guy1 13

Fail troll is fail. She's 14

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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It was a joke, and I don't think a 2 year age difference would classify me as a pedophile, even if I was serious about hitting on her...

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smileanyway 0
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I think it's really cute how they named you that. My name is Ashley too,Go the L-E-Yr's!

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spanelli 16

Anomomous is a pretty fucking shitty name as well.

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stormer461 13

Anonomous is a pretty shitty name if you can't even spell anonymous right.

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spanelli 16

Well, that's exactly what the name says. It isn't my fault he/she cannot spell.

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NeatNit 32
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89, you can't even misspell anonymous right. It was "anomomous". Yeah, I couldn't understand it either.

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ashlyrose45 12
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I'm supposed to be ashley but my dad can't spell, so now I'm Ashly

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velvel 7
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cool story bro

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OreosBeGooood15 0
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Time to role play ?

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macskapingvin 0
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So... if I want to make my imaginary friend real... I just have to get a girl pregnant? That would be a great idea, if only girls would talk to me.

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TerrorDollie 0

Lol!

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freakybella 0
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My imaginary friend was a cat... ya I'm good. he was killed off in a plane crash when I was four. he wore a trench coat and hat, went on business trips, was a calico and his name was fluffy.

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sheehan35 2
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but u can get rid of an imaginary friend

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LaFemmeQuiRit 3

Only female cats can be calico.

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camster8393 1
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that's not totally true. a calico cat can be male but he will be infertile. it's rare...

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freakybella 0
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He was imaginary, but yes in real life male calico cats are incredibly rare but they do exist.

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sparta98 4

I get how awkward that is. I almost ended up with Shamus. Thank god my mom wouldn't have it.

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ashlynn610 12

That's my dogs name!! hahh (:

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ashlynn610 12

That's my dogs name!! hahh (:

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v1kt4r 13

Hey at least you weren't an accident

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Doortje 29
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Some children have imaginary friends with the weirdest, non-existent names. So you should be grateful your sisters friend was called Ashley instead of Tinkerinkle or something like that.

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whyme_everytime 0
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at least u weren't named after ur aunts creepy doll like me

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youfailed18 0

Which would be....

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satomi_ishida 0
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They're too embarrassed to mention obviously. :P

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kiaralove53 0

Omg I was too! The sad part is I am not joking...

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