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why is this an FML?
she wouldn't have been born
Aw cute! Well your sister must've gotten some joy out of that! It's not like Ashley is a crappy name anyways!
I totally want your shirt... off!! xD just kiddin'!
It was a joke, and I don't think a 2 year age difference would classify me as a pedophile, even if I was serious about hitting on her...
I think it's really cute how they named you that. My name is Ashley too,Go the L-E-Yr's!
89, you can't even misspell anonymous right. It was "anomomous". Yeah, I couldn't understand it either.
I'm supposed to be ashley but my dad can't spell, so now I'm Ashly
cool story bro
Time to role play ?
So... if I want to make my imaginary friend real... I just have to get a girl pregnant? That would be a great idea, if only girls would talk to me.
My imaginary friend was a cat... ya I'm good. he was killed off in a plane crash when I was four. he wore a trench coat and hat, went on business trips, was a calico and his name was fluffy.
but u can get rid of an imaginary friend
that's not totally true. a calico cat can be male but he will be infertile. it's rare...
He was imaginary, but yes in real life male calico cats are incredibly rare but they do exist.
Some children have imaginary friends with the weirdest, non-existent names. So you should be grateful your sisters friend was called Ashley instead of Tinkerinkle or something like that.
at least u weren't named after ur aunts creepy doll like me
They're too embarrassed to mention obviously. :P
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Aw cute! Well your sister must've gotten some joy out of that! It's not like Ashley is a crappy name anyways!
So... if I want to make my imaginary friend real... I just have to get a girl pregnant? That would be a great idea, if only girls would talk to me.