Health: Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco...

By Alec - 15/06/2011 09:02 - United States

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By fiery - 24/07/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

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By bitter cherry - 29/09/2010 21:29 - United States

Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML

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By Rawrssa - 13/03/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML

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By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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By sassy_girl144 - 29/05/2015 10:58 - United Kingdom - Newbury

Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML

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By dzisfml - 14/02/2010 08:42 - Canada

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

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By samaram - 04/06/2013 06:47 - United States

Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 08:01

Today, I may be permanently blind in one eye after my girlfriend squirted me with sauce during a playful food fight. She basically used the first bottle she could grab without looking, the extra spicy sauce I make myself that requires gloves, goggles and nose plugs while cooking. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, while I was eating spicy wings, I suddenly sneezed. I was sitting in front of a fan and effectively maced myself when my spicy sneeze blew back into my face and eyes. FML

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happymelon 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:13

Hot sauce for a sore throat? What are you reading, "Medical Journal for those who liken themselves to Chuck Norris"?

ArmedcrackerR6 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:50

LMAO idiot

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Niki0308 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:49

Ew. How did people react to that?

iluvnba 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:54

by catching the chunks in mid air with their mouth

Pokeemon 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:56

licking it off the floor

YacL 15

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:56

I am thoroughly disgusted at the two comments above me.

jamie72596 9

Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:07

Your not the only one...now I feel like blowing chunks...:$

baseballstuf52 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:50

was it red from the sauce or sill brown?

pertained 12

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:39

I would have poured some onto a spoon, but heck, I'm man enough to pour it onto my face.

Veraymix 6

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:35

^ What 66 said about the spoon, or putting a couple drops on your finger then licking it off...

cyns0_oaSailor 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:19

once I got really drunk and blew chunks, chunks is my dog.

Bakayarou_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:27

LOL what do u mean "how did people react to that?" how the hell do u think? god this made me laugh more than the FML.

missmadii 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:29

lmao wow 86 :P that made me laugh a little

Rawr_means_love3 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:03

86- rotflshtidmtamsfo :D (rolling on the floor laughing so hard that I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off!) :D

blackberry90210 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:33

next time, try using breast milk

flockz 19

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:29

"blowing chunks"? nice word usage op

im_so_ninja 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:42

ewwie

twinmum_fml 6

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:36

#50 your picture made me laugh more than the FML!!!!! your picture is a massive win

chrispyy21 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:08

do blow chunks meen u let ya snake let lose on da floor?

shibbywan 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:14

66- that's what she said.

alex1432 9

Thursday 16 June 2011 13:58

who's Chunks??

knightsfb 0

Friday 17 June 2011 9:15

146 Chunks is 86's dog

ArmedcrackerR6 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:50

LMAO idiot

Zeek63 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:36

that is hawt I might hit that...

JokinglySerious 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:34

me too

Agiggleaday 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 20:06

OP is quite gullible

22cute 17

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:30

so how's your throat?

missmady 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:01

i'm sure the vomit helped.

Cortezthe1st 23

Thursday 26 February 2015 0:33

That's probably why OP put their name as "Gullible".

Zombieslayer1 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:51

Wow, that's sucks. Sorry op, what does help it a tbs of lemon juice mixed in with a small glass of brandy.

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:43

I use lemon juice and honey in hot water with a little cayenne pepper or ginger... lemon juice in anti-bacterial, honey is soothing and pepper or ginger are hot...OP was right..in a way... a little heat does help, it draws blood to your throat to fight any infection, but don't just tip sauce in your mouth....