By Lunab123 - 1/2/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
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By  nonsensical  |  26

you should show up with a pillow under your shirt just to see their reaction towards your quickly grown belly.

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  Mauskau  |  35

They will stay in the same order, unless they're going through random FMLs, and I'm sure everyone can guess that it's a reference to another FML.

By  nonsensical  |  26

you should show up with a pillow under your shirt just to see their reaction towards your quickly grown belly.

By  WitEluded  |  13

Look on the bright side, it's a two for one in terms of days off school... Today you get to miss for morning sickness, and tomorrow you get to miss class when the school counselor inevitably asks to see you in their office.