By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
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wildgenius 13
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Did you vomit in the oven?

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nonsensical 26

you should show up with a pillow under your shirt just to see their reaction towards your quickly grown belly.

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wildgenius 13
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Did you vomit in the oven?

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teentee401 36
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I, too, just read the previous FML.

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oceanbrickfire 21
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To anyone in the future, a previous FML involved vomit in the oven

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Mauskau 35
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They will stay in the same order, unless they're going through random FMLs, and I'm sure everyone can guess that it's a reference to another FML.

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lnheritance 19
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Following day, comes to class with a mullet.

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nonsensical 26

you should show up with a pillow under your shirt just to see their reaction towards your quickly grown belly.

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feven 32
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"Wow that was fast"

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cakefete2 30
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OP will respond with, "If you think that's fast, you should have seen how I got into this predicament. Worst 45 seconds of my life!"

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ThatTennisKid14 13
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Well that escalated quickly

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Guard_Babe 19
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"It's a vampire-human baby."

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1dvos_grl3 21
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#31 Can you not?

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GoGiants28 13
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At least you get to miss school... I broke my arm and still had to go to school

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FilleNoir 21
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I think she's still went/going because her mom said she'd be late.

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Paws_Cat 29
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You can live with a broken arm. People go to school with broken arms all the time.

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Smooth_Criminal 24
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It's not about you.

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1dvos_grl3 21
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#20 How is that relevant?

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Aew 17
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Very unfortunate wording. I hope you get feeling better and clear things up with your teachers.

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ParisSosa 11
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at least you didn't vomit in school.

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HeWillBeLoved105 22
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I can see your mom doesn't care about the puking or dying rule for letting you stay home. Feel better OP.

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AverageJoey 18
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Sick this morning may have been more appropriate phrasing.

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WitEluded 13
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Look on the bright side, it's a two for one in terms of days off school... Today you get to miss for morning sickness, and tomorrow you get to miss class when the school counselor inevitably asks to see you in their office.

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Exodiafinder687 58
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Juno it's always scandalous if a student gets pregnant.

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StickyPickles 33
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The real FML should be all the awkward talks that happened the following day. .

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