Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
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deathcab7 0
yeah but HE voulenteered. on their annaversery night. sooo that does suck, because he didnt have to go to work.
perdix 31
Take another guy to the expensive restaurant and you'll get off way before 2 am. Several times, if you are lucky! ;)
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YDI_King 0
You don't deserve that
llAllStarll 0
hey I'm from Nevada too!
pooley 0
he could be cheating... or just working deal with it!
blueeyes24 0
Humm I think that you should be happy that your bf has a job and a good work ethic. Your anniversary can be celebrated another day. With the economy the way it is, it's important to look like you care about your job... sometimes that means extra shifts!
broke_otaku 3
not fml worthy.... that was not the worst he could have said
NorfolkDude 2
If this man pays his debt, pays his bills, and work more than others, let me tell you that this man is definitely a keeper. In an relationship, love isn't the only important factor. You have to consider how you're going to live with this person, and you can see that he's a hard worker and he'd put his duties beyond love. As such, you can be sure that you're going to live a safe and secure life as he's not going to let things go easily. You should stop being so selfish and consider it from what is more important. Love isn't the only thing in life and it's a lot harder when you don't' have money and all you have is love.
whogotthefunk 0
#30 well said! She's what's wrong with society these days.
BritishHobo 0
No, love isn't the only factor in a relationship, but it's by far the most bloody important. People properly in love will support each other through hard times. A relationship won't work if they feel nothing for each other but, hey, he has a job. And besides, fair enough if he HAS to work, but he volunteered. On a night he had plans with his girlfriend. A guy who can keep promises, that's a keeper.
xowhoamike 0
what an asssss
ravensunnyd 0
you can have a midnight Fu(king lol jk...?
duales 0
**** him, he doesnt like you like that get rid of him
perdix 31
Take another guy to the expensive restaurant and you'll get off way before 2 am. Several times, if you are lucky! ;)
aback 5
There ya go.