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By izzy - 15/05/2017 04:00

Today, my sister told me she is getting married and asked me to be the Co-Maid of Honor. Who is the first maid of honor? Her cat. She is serious. FML

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By Desiree_lianne - 26/03/2016 21:02 - United States

Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML

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By catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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Honor amongst maids

By Anonymous - 11/03/2020 09:00

Today, a good friend from childhood, who was my maid of honor four years ago, got married. Without me knowing about it. FML

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By My rapey cat (doesn't even have balls) - 21/04/2018 01:30

Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML

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Your cat, your problem

By Ihatemydissapointmentofasister - 15/06/2021 14:01

Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML

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By still together - 28/08/2013 17:47 - United States - Keansburg

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

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Sister act

By ohsugarxo - 31/08/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I was at my only sister's wedding. She gave a speech about the person who means the most to her. She said, "She's my favorite sister, who has always been there for me." Being her only sister, I got up to hug her. Turns out she was talking about her slutty sorority sister. FML

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First!

By marryinghimanyway - 29/08/2013 02:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2019 12:15

Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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Druu 53

Tuesday 9 May 2017 7:51

"Izzy, hear meowt. I know you're feline left out, but Captain Fluffy is very dear to me."

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Monday 15 May 2017 4:14

Is the co-best man a dog? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Druu 53

Tuesday 9 May 2017 7:51

"Izzy, hear meowt. I know you're feline left out, but Captain Fluffy is very dear to me."

Glowworm56 26

Monday 15 May 2017 4:06

Is the cat going to wear a little dress and have a bouquet of catnip?

Clive Wakeham 7

Monday 15 May 2017 4:11

is the cat going to organize your hens night?

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Monday 15 May 2017 4:14

Is the co-best man a dog? Inquiring minds want to know.

jessicasoho 13

Monday 15 May 2017 4:52

With every cat, one grows more stronger.

Mae342 25

Monday 15 May 2017 5:26

well that's going to be a CATtastrophe

RichardPencil 30

Monday 15 May 2017 6:25

I'll bet the bachelorette party is going to get pretty *wait on in* catty.

raven_of_azarath 34

Monday 15 May 2017 6:48

Not gonna lie, if I get married, I kinda want my cats to be my ring bearer and flower girl. I'll have kids to, but the kids will carry the cats. I have a tuxedo cat, so of course I want him in my wedding wearing a cute little bow tie.

Tante Sam 23

Monday 15 May 2017 8:15

Her marriage, her rules, get over it.

andre3567 3

Monday 15 May 2017 9:05

Accept and don't organize a bachelorette party. As soon as she asks why none has been thrown all you have to do is shrug your shoulders and say "I don't know, that's the first maid of honor's responsibility. You'll have to talk to her."

PennyLane27 32

Monday 15 May 2017 19:27

I love this level of passive-aggressive assholery!

TaoShaman 24

Monday 15 May 2017 23:05

So because she's not the sole maid of honor, she should throw a passive aggressive tantrum? It's not a big deal. Her sister wanted her cat in her wedding. It sounds like the cat is a better choice anyway. What if her sister doesn't want a bachelorette party? What then?

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