Turn of phrase

By MiniJeans - 30/04/2015 02:25 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 302
You deserved it 12 293

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well, I hope the little guy could still rise to your expectations.

His name is "Spike", in the future please use his proper name. Thank you


Well, I hope the little guy could still rise to your expectations.

That has to be one of the best jokes I’ve heard

lol i don't think so considering that it's is on fml.

Swandive235 27

Nope, that phrase is a boner stopper.

MetalxSoldier 26

Well instead of getting offended, I hope he was the bigger man.

Bf: *shrugs* Doesn't matter, had sex.

I assume you know where the door is? Good, go through it..

If you listen closely, you can hear his confidence running away

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that ended the sexual activities of the day?

Ah yes I'm sure the boyfriend loved hearing OP refer to his penis as "little guy". I bet it turned him on even more.

I sense the sarcasm, 28, but small penis humiliation is actually a thing for some guys. And actually quite fun between consenting and enthusiastic partners, at that.

IAmzephyr 22

#34, I like how you had to specify 'consenting'

okay no one dis on the consenting part. Just think a moment. One of the only ways a girl is going to be okay with you calling her a bitch is if she consents to it, same with a guy and his dick or being called a dick

Oh no! Sorry OP, that must have been bad on both ends. Obviously you didn't mean it and it was an honest mistake, so if he really cares about you I'm sure he'll understand. Apologize and explain the situation!

Most dudes still wouldn't feel better even if it was explained

ZombieVampirez 24

Don't apologize. Just take command and suck it. That'll make him feel better.

Ouch, you just hurt his manhood both physically and psychologically. It happens though, don't worry about it OP.

His name is "Spike", in the future please use his proper name. Thank you

I hope he managed to laugh it off. I really do.

he can't laugh that off. getting hit down there is like you giving birth. on top of that being called little? that's as bad as it gets

#43, because you know exactly what giving birth feels like, right?

don't have to. I hear women complain about the pain all the time

I wasn't on about the being hit in the balls, I'm on about the having his penis be referred to as "little"

SystemofaBlink41 27

I think I honestly would've been too focused on the pain to even care about the comment.

Well, maybe it is 3 feet tall like a 5 year old boy.

Three feet like a 5 year old boy, not like a 5 year old boy's dick! :D

if little kids are 3 inches then I feel bad for men with small penis. he would be kid-dingo