Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML
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Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML
Today, I realised that despite all my careful Christmas preparation, there is one thing I forgot to get. The gift for my wife, which I should've picked up from the shop I ordered it from. It’s sat in that shop right now at 7pm on Christmas Eve. I’m a dead man tomorrow morning. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, my two closest friends declared that they hated each other. They're my bridesmaids. The wedding is in three weeks. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML
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khorstmye 15
Weddings are not supposed to be fun or easy! They follow Murphy's Law, what can go wrong will go wrong!
Coland 19
I think she won't mind as long as you are there, right?
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Comments (63)
pandablair 16
So yeah it sucks and all and you probably don't deserve it, but 3 weeks isn't very long for online shopping, especially for clothes. Hope it all works out!
DaywalkerDoctor 8
Although many things have gone wrong, the only really bad thing is the dress not being available yet. The other things although unfortunate that they are not there yet, can easily be given afterwards.
Anonymist 21
A smart person would have thought about this a few days ago, and not panicked the day before. You could clearly check that the dress had not shipped, so you've obviously had a few days to think that over. You could have easily cancelled that shipment and went shopping so you aren't doing it last minute. And as for the present, go pick up a new card from the store and explain in it what happened. As long as you eventually give it to them, it doesn't matter.
corky1992 33
Exactly! Why wait until the day before to freak out? She should have done something days ago. If I were the bride I wouldn't be very happy with her if she was part of my wedding party.
Thelongoria 9
Sorry to hear that's how your day been going
corky1992 33
That's why you don't order dresses from online..especially 3 weeks before the wedding. if anything you should have ordered it before then and should have figured something else out considering the wedding is tomorrow.
Nina825 21
Well universe telling you something ... Go or not to go ?:o
Witchylady 18
They could write a movie about this. I hear Hollywood calling
NotCollegeBound 17
Ordering a dress with only three weeks to spare? What if it didn't fit? You would have had to take it in for tailoring or return it, which could have taken several weeks as well.
_imacooldude_ 10
Maybe you shouldn't go. I'd take that as the universe screaming "DON'T GO!!"
Stephencharis 14
YDI for keeping cats...