Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML
Today, I realised that despite all my careful Christmas preparation, there is one thing I forgot to get. The gift for my wife, which I should've picked up from the shop I ordered it from. It’s sat in that shop right now at 7pm on Christmas Eve. I’m a dead man tomorrow morning. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, my two closest friends declared that they hated each other. They're my bridesmaids. The wedding is in three weeks. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML
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khorstmye 15
Weddings are not supposed to be fun or easy! They follow Murphy's Law, what can go wrong will go wrong!
Coland 19
I think she won't mind as long as you are there, right?
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Comments (63)
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Cancel the online order and go emergency-shopping at a brick and mortar store. Buy another card. Emily Post says you're okay on the wedding gift for up to three months, so buy a small token (or even a gag gift), and include with it an apologetic note about the real gift's delay.
asantos4 14
Are you a bridesmaid? Normally, bridesmaids order their dresses 3-4 months in advance, not weeks...
LITTLEHORNFISH 7
I would lay down, and die.
bapbap_fml 15
Please tell me you are not a bridesmaid? Because if so you should have ordered your dress way sooner...
fmlfreek101 15
Online shopping in a nutshell.
vb68_fml 28
At least it's not your wedding...
MissSticks 21
You didn't order it of forhimandforher did you? My friend is getting married in a couple of weeks and she got us bridesmaids to get our dresses from there. Out of the 5, we have 4 horror stories about that site.
nitsud82 14
Maybe this is a sign, telling you not to go.
Raylosophy 10
Such a horrible string of bad luck. .....and was that a salmon flavored wedding card?
Kurliez408 32
That sucks, but ydi. It's common knowledge that online ordering can take ages, and needs even more spare time in order to fix any measurement problems. I'm sure though that your friend didn't mind waiting a bit longer for a good gift:)