By Mofisto - 15/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML
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wtf why where you in a lesbian bar?

I bet he was doing the highly credited and validated attack plan of "scoping out for bis." Of course I'm kidding about highly credited and validated bit but never the less. And I wouldn't worry to much about you loosing the fight, unless some mates saw it happen, some of those women can be pretty fierce.

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What kind of fight was it? lol

the questionbis why were u at a lesbian barr??

what kind of a so called 'man' picks fights with girls?

I was thinking the same thing. O.O Haha for you OP

It was a fist fight

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All that jicama makes them nice and strong!

I bet he was doing the highly credited and validated attack plan of "scoping out for bis." Of course I'm kidding about highly credited and validated bit but never the less. And I wouldn't worry to much about you loosing the fight, unless some mates saw it happen, some of those women can be pretty fierce.

Yeah, if a bi girl is at a lesbian bar, she probably doesn't want to go home with a guy.

i like turtles

hahhaahah! priceless!

turtles are even better if they're AWKWARD

I like trains.

Wow man that's brutal! wrestlers are wrestlers, no matter the gender, I guess.

You hit a girl? Ahhhhhhhhhahahaha. Hope you got a good sock in before you went down.

lmao this cracked me up! I'm surprised a bunch of feminists didn't jump on you for this tho haha

You're worthless.

When you're picking fights with lesbians, that's a neon sign you've had one too many.

> I'm a man So are they.

Yeah, I kicked your ass. You know it.