Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML
Today, I realised that despite all my careful Christmas preparation, there is one thing I forgot to get. The gift for my wife, which I should've picked up from the shop I ordered it from. It’s sat in that shop right now at 7pm on Christmas Eve. I’m a dead man tomorrow morning. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, my two closest friends declared that they hated each other. They're my bridesmaids. The wedding is in three weeks. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML
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khorstmye 15
Weddings are not supposed to be fun or easy! They follow Murphy's Law, what can go wrong will go wrong!
Coland 19
I think she won't mind as long as you are there, right?
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Comments (63)
MidnaLink 35
Jeans, t-shirts, the Rings, food, and people. That's all weddings should really be.
captainsmegma 12
Sounds like you will be wearing something else, dropping the gift off later, and buying a new card.
vikky538 29
As long as you are dressed up you are fine OP
earlytermination 34
The post is from Switzerland. Not relevant there.
ohSNAPyall 27
They won't even know that the gift is late. Besides, proper etiquette gives you a lot of leeway in the time before you send a wedding gift. Are you a bridesmaid / groomsmaid? Focus on the dress. If not, just find a nice dress.
alex_gen 39
One event in the USA does not affect the general world, as a whole.
mads_fml 7
The date there is 11/9 anyway.
RAH94 17
It sounds like you're having a rough day.
heyLaddieHey 18
Shockingly, most people's lives don't revolve on an unfortunate event that happened over a decade ago.
heyLaddieHey 18
Don't worry about the gift. Most people don't take them to the actual wedding anymore, since too many people steal.