I completely agree. I would get new ones at the dollar store incase your roommate keeps this up.

#1, nah, that's too expensive. Just wash them thoroughly with bleach and inspect them with a magnifying glass for hairs. You should be ok after that.

Why go the sex store when you can get FREE toys at home.

Hey, does anyone else hate run on sentences?

that's gross throw them away. who does that? how old is she?

you're disgusting

I don't think there is any coming back for those utensils, I would not touch them after the roomates sexual rendezvous. Plus I think the roomate has a issue lol, masturbating all over the house with my favorite spatula... Bitch must be crazy!

Really? Kitchen utensils? I'm sure the nearest sex store sells dildos and vibrators for a reasonable price, shit hitting up the local grocery store in the produce aisle would've been better. Hope you and your other roommates are doing something about it

that's fucking nasty, you shouldn't do that shit at all especially if you live with someone and SHARE those things

at least she's *hoarding* them. it's not like she's using them and putting them back. OP said she needs to stop taking them altogether, not bring back the used ones.

She should buy more and if the roommate keeps doing it, just embarrass the hell out of her! She should start to make food while the roommate has friends or their parents over and bring all the utensils to wherever they are in the house and interrogate her on which utensils she's used to entertain herself. Maybe she'd stop, or at least stop using shared household utensils after that.

I literally winced reading this comment.

How you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?

I laughed way too hard at that

maybe she just likes forking

You can buy a brand new vibrator online for $5. Being broke isn't an excuse to shove your roommates silverware up your cooch.

Maybe "eating" isn't the right word here. I see a loophole...