By Palindromesque - 04/09/2013 09:07 - United States - Seattle
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Hi all, OP here! I'm crying with laughter-you all are hilarious, seriously! To respond to some questions-I discovered my roommate's predilection for silverware and kitchen implements when I poked my head into her room to tell her something and saw an open drawer with a good collection of my utensils. She was actually quite forthcoming, and explained in jaw-dropping detail some uses for a number of them. We've agreed that she can go ahead and keep what she's "used," and that she'll replace the implements now and in future...no cross contamination, she promises. Overall, I'm glad she's sensually creative, so I don't feel the need to resort to hot sauce or splinters! I just fear for the next time she's browsing in the kitchen-I may not be able to scramble eggs for breakfast.
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Actually, I would just throw them away. You wouldn't see me using them in the kitchen after she's been at them.
ouch OP. hope you dont have to live with her for a long time.
I wouldn't want to use anything she touched. Buy more and hide them from her.
She should buy more and if the roommate keeps doing it, just embarrass the hell out of her! She should start to make food while the roommate has friends or their parents over and bring all the utensils to wherever they are in the house and interrogate her on which utensils she's used to entertain herself. Maybe she'd stop, or at least stop using shared household utensils after that.
How does she use the can opener or bottle opener or the egg beater? Actually, I don't really want to know.
Make her replace everything then, that's just nasty. Is she really that broke or cheap to where she can't buy a vibrator?