Health: Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a...

By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 010

You deserved it 7 973

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By not_so_sweet_sixteen - 17/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 495

You deserved it 55 818

By Fat Bastard - 20/05/2019 04:02

Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 811

You deserved it 303

By Timetoloseweight - 11/11/2009 16:03 - France

Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 907

You deserved it 15 378

By fatman - 10/08/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 688

You deserved it 11 511

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 08:25 - Australia - Aspley

Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 365

You deserved it 3 383

By fatty - 17/11/2014 21:05 - United States - Gloucester

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 937

You deserved it 5 738

By Marteeny - 09/06/2016 03:14

Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 143

You deserved it 1 102

By MrFerret - 06/05/2011 03:41

Today, it's my birthday, and my present is that my mom is coming over to see me so that she can borrow three hundred dollars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 700

You deserved it 3 395

How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 098

You deserved it 163

By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 14:21 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My parents, whom I live with, told me that they did not get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 131

You deserved it 8 324

K_kanaka 26

Saturday 3 March 2012 12:20

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D !!!

TylerBurden 21

Saturday 3 March 2012 12:23

You can't understand it now, but in a few weeks or months, if you really hit the gym, you will love her for that present. Happy birthday!

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C94_ 0

Friday 9 March 2012 0:05

nice hint mom

littlemiss47 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:37

Don't feel bad it's your mom she'll leave you alone soon enought :)

janerose21 3

Sunday 18 March 2012 1:10

atleast she rememberd ur birthday! !

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 2:06

It's a goal. Try and reach it! Good luck.

jl347jl 2

Friday 3 August 2012 12:12

Talk about motivation

lil_ham1644 29

Monday 31 March 2014 16:34

I would honestly love it if my mom got me a gym membership. She gets jealous when I work out & eat healthy because she thinks I'm trying to make her look bad.

demonddm 24

Friday 20 February 2015 1:28

sell the clothing and bye a cake.

Baron_Kaz 15

Saturday 11 July 2015 18:50

Awesome mom!

SiraSiemens 21

Thursday 9 June 2016 15:49

i hope you took the hint

wickedgetz 30

Friday 14 April 2017 10:04

your mum is trying to tell you something...

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