Love, Intimacy, Awkward and Wanker: Bae goals - FML

Bae goals

By ninithel - 02/09/2021 16:01 - United Kingdom

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Today, I learned that when my partner says, "Let's cuddle up, watch something and spend the night together," he means ,"I'm gonna wank and fall asleep at 8.30 with my phone playing videos." FML

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Plop 17

Thursday 2 September 2021 17:20

What a wanker....

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 September 2021 21:48

Plenty of time for you to go out to the pubs and get some.

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Plop 17

Thursday 2 September 2021 17:20

What a wanker....

Brandy Plapp 15

Thursday 2 September 2021 20:27

Lmao 😂

Major Ahull 3

Thursday 2 September 2021 17:29

There's a thing called a "Danger wank", where you call someone and try to knock one out before they get there and catch you. Maybe he was doing this. If so, you should be supportive that he accomplished his goals. Otherwise, you could ruin his self-esteem.

taylor_b22 7

Saturday 11 September 2021 22:26

How could that ruin his self esteem? He was stupid enough to rub one out with a real life female on the way HE would deserve that fml,, just as they deserve this one 💯💯

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 September 2021 21:48

Plenty of time for you to go out to the pubs and get some.

DarkJester200278 1

Friday 3 September 2021 0:50

Why do you think he'd settle for a wank instead?

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