Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML
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Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I'm being forced to keep an eye on my cousin, who is getting married in the morning. He’s tried to marry his fiancé before and chickened out at the altar. For some reason she forgave him and now the bride's mother has made it my job to watch him like a hawk until after the "I Do-s", or else. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, it's three days until I get married, and I can’t help but be nervous. Why? I wish I knew. I’m not scared of commitment, I’m happy to spend my life with him, so why the sudden panic? FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
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kdm_km1 19
Just go with who's in the wedding dress that day!
doubleddun 9
Draw different numbers on their heads
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v8nick97 11
Grab both of their purses and go "Here, you two take these." Whichever one takes the one with you're bride's ID in it, put a sticky dot on the back of their shirt. Make a small mark on her neck with a marker later.
Amanyyyyyy 29
What if each one grabs the other's bag? And how does that help if he's gonna mark her later? What if he forgets which one grabbed the right bag?
TheAbstract 15
SO MANY FLAWS WITH THAT PLAN
amicusbriefs 10
I'm failing to see the problem... two for the price of one! In terms of economics, this is a great situation!
foxy_grampa 19
After the wedding you'll be able to tell her apart by looking at the rings on her finger
SaucyGirl106 18
because rings can't be taken off and given to each other on the sly...it's a fail-proof method -___-
Salzxx 11
If they're willing to both flirt with him to 'catch him off guard' I'm pretty sure they can share the rings
honeybeeki 14
Look for a birthmark that can tell them apart
FireFang1331 13
unless they don't have one...not everyone has birthmarks
LunaRebirth 7
I don't have a birthmark.
SpicyDuck 22
Almost everyone has a freckle or some sort of spot on their skin somewhere!!
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#101 Or, like in my case, everywhere (and then there's that big lightning bolt on my back, too).
kwojahn 3
you need to look for the little things likenif one has a bigger forehead or a gao in between her teeth or different laughs . even though they are twinns the aremnot the same exact person.
sparty48910 5
though there is a good message in the comment, your spelling is atrocious.
Durdanya 13
You could just tell her she's making you uncomfortable, like an adult would, instead of resorting to childish solutions like marking her. Twins all have a small difference, like a mole, the way they smile, ear shape, eye spacing or size etc. work on trying to figure out what theirs is.
conman531 23
But that's no fun
foo_foo_the_snoo 14
Sounds like a fun family you're marrying into.
aehren 11
I'm a twin and you just gave me a great idea when I get married
whynotbliss 18
Just curious, if they are SO much alike... Would it really matter which one you were married to?!? Just saying, it's not me in that situation so I wouldn't know.
upallnight11 19
You do realise they are NOT exactly the same like personality wise
joshi42 16
Stop whining, you get two for the price of one.