Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML
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Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I'm being forced to keep an eye on my cousin, who is getting married in the morning. He’s tried to marry his fiancé before and chickened out at the altar. For some reason she forgave him and now the bride's mother has made it my job to watch him like a hawk until after the "I Do-s", or else. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, it's three days until I get married, and I can’t help but be nervous. Why? I wish I knew. I’m not scared of commitment, I’m happy to spend my life with him, so why the sudden panic? FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
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kdm_km1 19
Just go with who's in the wedding dress that day!
doubleddun 9
Draw different numbers on their heads
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Axel5238 29
I feel bad for the OP, that sounds like something kids would do to trick the teacher. But not knowing who's flirting with you that is just asking for something to happen. Playing those pranks are not cool and even the nicest person is going to get sick of it eventually. OP if she hasn't got out of her system by now, wait till you get married.
WeskersSexslave 15
you cant tell personalities apart?
titoski 5
dude by now you should recognize at least a mole or freckle or something on her face or something. seriously
Lsbnlocs 6
While she's sleeping put a mark on her somewhere to tell them apart lol. Idk so glad not in your shoes lmao
swedeNix 13
There should be a ring on one of them:p
CrazyChiC42 10
Just make sure she signs the marriage licence first. If she signs the sister's name, then refuse to sign. If she signs the right name and you later find out it was the wrong sister, then it's fraud and the marriage is invalid. Note: this is assuming the laws are the same/similar as they are in USA.
thestrangedude 10
Just get hot and heavy with which ever one is in front of you the twin will soon stop trying to trick you
urnnotvase 10
No woman in her right mind would give up that special moment to trick her soon to be husband. Don't worry and congratulations. :)
soul_ginger 14
I'd just refuse to marry anyone until they agreed to knock it off. Traditionally, it's their family that's going to waste thousands of dollars if the wedding doesn't happen.
cjwayy 22
Find subtle differences in their teeth, or a freckle, or their eyebrows, etc.