By Anonymous - 23/8/2021 14:00

Ten years, going strong

  Today, it's the 10th anniversary of the last time I had sex, and that was a drunk pity shag down an alley that lasted less than 30 seconds, due to me getting my period and his whiskey dick. Since then, all my sexual encounters have included the internet and rechargeable batteries. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

So, when you shove the batteries up there, do they bump into the USB stick? That's hot.

Go to a bar wearing a t-shirt saying:

"Will do doggie style...
...with a bag on my head...
...in the dark...
...in the toilet."

You'll get as much dick as you want.

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By  RichardPencil  |  30

So, when you shove the batteries up there, do they bump into the USB stick? That's hot.

Go to a bar wearing a t-shirt saying:

"Will do doggie style...
...with a bag on my head...
...in the dark...
...in the toilet."

You'll get as much dick as you want.

By  Charlie Given  |  24

You can do it ,I took almost a 9-year hiatus from being with anybody to focus on myself and children. and only recently started dating again it didn't take much to improve myself and before I knew it I was getting all sorts of phone numbers and dates. if I can do it at 45 as a single dad with disabilities and a disabled child you can do it too. just believe in yourself.