Ten years, going strong

By Anonymous - 23/08/2021 14:00

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Today, it's the 10th anniversary of the last time I had sex, and that was a drunk pity shag down an alley that lasted less than 30 seconds, due to me getting my period and his whiskey dick. Since then, all my sexual encounters have included the internet and rechargeable batteries. FML
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cuz803 44

Try raising and improving your self value then put yourself out there more.

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RichardPencil 30

So, when you shove the batteries up there, do they bump into the USB stick? That's hot. Go to a bar wearing a t-shirt saying: "Will do doggie style... ...with a bag on my head... ...in the dark... ...in the toilet." You'll get as much dick as you want.

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cuz803 44

Try raising and improving your self value then put yourself out there more.

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Charlie Given 26

You can do it ,I took almost a 9-year hiatus from being with anybody to focus on myself and children. and only recently started dating again it didn't take much to improve myself and before I knew it I was getting all sorts of phone numbers and dates. if I can do it at 45 as a single dad with disabilities and a disabled child you can do it too. just believe in yourself.

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