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The best day of your life

By Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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Chazzster 26

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Monday 18 April 2022 22:16

While I sympathize that you don’t feel as attractive as your sister, there will always be people who are smarter, better looking, and more successful than nearly everyone. Being resentful of your sister just spoils what should be a great day. You are starting a new phase in your life today - That’s makes it a good day and time you grew up and stopped comparing yourself to your sister.

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Tuesday 19 April 2022 1:21

Doesn’t matter. Still got married.

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Chazzster 26

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Monday 18 April 2022 22:16

While I sympathize that you don’t feel as attractive as your sister, there will always be people who are smarter, better looking, and more successful than nearly everyone. Being resentful of your sister just spoils what should be a great day. You are starting a new phase in your life today - That’s makes it a good day and time you grew up and stopped comparing yourself to your sister.

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 19 April 2022 1:00

Nothing to worry about -- she hasn't decided to steal your husband-to-be... ...yet. PS: Don't listen to "Jolene."

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Tuesday 19 April 2022 1:21

Doesn’t matter. Still got married.

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