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Show it anywayhey they are both the same, who cares which one he marries right? ha no this is a serious matter
That would be hilarious.
Not actually true. He can only marry the one he has a marriage license with, so even if they did do that the marriage would be void.
Well they could switch on purpose to be funny, having the wrong sister in the dress. You never know, they could be nuts.
127, depending on how long the ruse has been going, that might not save him.
OK in case they do a dress swap, doubtful as a wedding is too important for jokes like that, do something else like clip her pinky nail on her left hand really short. that way when you put the ring on, you can check ;-) but if she gets her nails done the day of that won't work. . . clip the sisters nail! hahaha who cars what her nails look like. your screwed OP, good luck!!
Exactly, when you sign the marriage cert, just make sure the name you are signing as your wife is right... Sides you now have an excuse to be romantic with the wrong one too :o
In most western countries, the ceremony is just for show anyway. Most people don't understand that a wedding is just a big ritualistic party to celebrate the marriage, but the marriage itself is only valid if and when you sign the contract documents. Frankly, your best man could be in the dress and give the vows, and at the end of the day you would still be married to whoever signed the marriage licence.
Marry both
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Your username is somewhat appropriate for your comment.
I've got it! if you have sex, give a (only noticeable to you) hikkey. otherwise you can also surprise sharpey, or something like that.
You can always stick a tracker up your girl's. Then every time they try to trick you, discreetly go on your phone and try to find her in the room. I'm sure there's an app for that.
43 are you Michael Scott?
Sorry didn't see #15
Possibly a mole, freckle, or beauty mark?!?!
#107 I dont understand why I got so many down votes. I thought it was a funny idea. :-) ....sounds like I should watch that episode.
Ambush the wrong twin with a permanent marker closer to the wedding. Either the mark itself or the scrub marks should last long enough for you tell the difference between them and get through the ceremony. Edit: nevermind someone beat me to it lol
You should just mark the hand of the correct one with a sharpie!
Draw different numbers on their heads
Thing 1 and Thing 2
*My thing and who even cares about this thing
I'm sure she wouldn't give up that special moment for a prank, no matter how hilarious it may seem :P
Considering what I've seen on this site, i wouldn't be surprised if she did.
Imagine if they each showed up in the same wedding dress.
You underestimate their powers!!
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Show it anywayI know most guys have, but I have always though isn't that inbreeding? I obviously know that two females cannot conceive, but she is still banging her sister.
Thank you 10, there is the word I am looking for.
You don't have to be the one touching yourself for it to be masturbation, as far as I know, someone else doing the work for you is also called masturbation. As far as self-masturbation goes, just because someone has your DNA identical to you doesn't mean that they are essentialy you, since the environment, epigenetics, psychology- all those things make that person completely different at the same time.
16-The one who tells him the ceiling needs painting would be the wife.
#23 even identical twins have tiny differences in their dna
He should just write a check mark on the ass of the one with him on his wedding night.
Twins do have differences in our DNA but it's the same as taking two cells from different parts of your body. Identical twins anyhow.
God what has this post become
Thumbs up x100 I'm sure they are willing. Twins are kinky.
Look at all those thumb downs :o
Identical twins have the exact same DNA, however things like finger prints are different. Fraternal twins have 50/50 just like any normal brother or sister. Of course the environment and experiences do make a difference for identical twins.
247, you are very wrong. While the DNA that determines physical features is very similar, all the rest is very very different.
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Show it anywayalways did love me some woman beater. really seals the deal for me
Seems like somebody is going through a divorce.
That's ******* weird
I was thinking... what if he's slept with the wrong one before?
i had to thumb this up because you watched FRIENDS and are therefor awsome
Ariel and Vanessa?
While she's sleeping mark your bride with a permanent marker on the back of her neck, behind her ear...now u have a small discrete marker to tell who she is...anytime u need to know fake a neck rub
@#14 Great idea but permanent marker comes off after a few showers. OP could take his fiancé to get a manicure/acrylic nails. It takes a lightsaber to pry those things off outside the salon. You'll know the one with the nice nails is your fiancé.
you're not using the right marker then....
You can't rule out trickery! All they would have to do is get the same work done on their nails!
Permanent markers rub out after a while. I'm always trying to give a beauty spot on my left middle finger a twin on the right
Reminds me of that episode if the office where Michael marks his Asian girlfriend with an expo marker because she looks like the other Asian girls
For some reason I was thinking of the one where Dwight was going to have him mark Jans baby so no one could steal it.
Lol that's too funny! But I don't know what show your talking about, but still funny
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Just go with who's in the wedding dress that day!
Draw different numbers on their heads