Miscellaneous: Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman...

Anonymous 26 November 2010, 14:22 United States

Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

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fleetingmemories 29 November 2013, 23:55 Falls Church, United States

Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML

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Dontgetpaidenough 27 November 2022, 10:00

Black Friday PTSD

Today, a customer attempted to buy 5 mini blenders from our Black Friday sale. Our policy is a max of 2 per customer. When I pointed this out, the customer had a meltdown, spat on me, and stormed off. I have to get up tomorrow at the buttcrack of dawn to deal with shit like this again. FML

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Anonymous 26 November 2022, 18:00 United States

Customer service

Today, I went to work during Black Friday, after not being invited to my family's Thanksgiving dinner. FML

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nicoreal89 25 November 2011, 08:20 United States

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

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Anonymous 13 January 2011, 23:00 United States

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

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Anonymous 22 June 2013, 20:55 United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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Anonymous 24 July 2014, 21:23 Annandale, United States

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

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minimoonpie This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Australia

The customer is almost always annoying

Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML

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kittyslayer 15 December 2011, 02:46 United States

Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML

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b3ardown23 7 September 2011, 01:14 United States

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML

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26 November 2010, 18:54

that's one fierce grandma.

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26 November 2010, 19:26

I have only attended one Black Friday. Got a tv for 2O dollars, which was before flat screens and plasma was invented lol Hey, I thought I was cool to have my own tv when I was like 12 lol But ever since I heard people bringing guns to places and getting trampled and dying, I dont think getting something half off is worth someones life.