FML : Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of...

Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML

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By fleetingmemories - / Friday 29 November 2013 23:55 / United States - Falls Church

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By carelessxdanger | 9

#5772946 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:28

did they give you a lower bail bond in light of the black friday spirit? (:

By spluver0005 | 17

#5772944 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:27

Hey toasters are important you know

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By spluver0005 | 17

#5772944 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:27

Hey toasters are important you know

cheshirecat13242 | 32

#5772975 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:37

Yeah--don't F with a man's capability to make toast..

wcc7777777 | 5

#5772996 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:48

The next best thing to sliced bread? Heated to a crisp sliced bread

JMichael | 25

#5773159 - Saturday 30 November 2013 11:56

Put some butter and cinnamon on that shit and it makes toast soooo worth it

nix1993 | 37

#5773389 - Saturday 30 November 2013 17:55

Did he at least get the toaster?

154rct | 7

#5778632 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 17:31

"All toasters, toast toast." --Mario

By carelessxdanger | 9

#5772946 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:28

did they give you a lower bail bond in light of the black friday spirit? (:

zandalee | 19

#5773016 - Saturday 30 November 2013 6:10

No because the police thought he was too toasted.

mallu86 | 9

#5773604 - Saturday 30 November 2013 20:19

90% off and they did accept the buy one get one free coupon. It couldn't get any better than that.

By kak_999999999 | 12

#5772949 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:29

Oh the joys of Black Friday...

By Nyx_fml | 23

#5772950 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:29

I'm sure it wasn't just ANY toaster. I mean, who would do that for a simple toaster? Must have been the Little Brave Toaster.

Comet_Candy | 23

#5772973 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:37

It must make some pretty godly toast.

adam3650 | 12

#5773141 - Saturday 30 November 2013 11:01

The little toaster who could.

tpm45 | 25

#5773217 - Saturday 30 November 2013 13:59

Bet it was a toaster oven. Cold War style baby.

TheCrispyCat | 20

#5773430 - Saturday 30 November 2013 18:41

It was probably a Toaster-Radio on sale for $5

By Killswitchknot | 19

#5772955 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:30

That better have been the greatest toaster in the world for anyone to fight for it.

persianninja | 23

#5773006 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:58

It probably won an award

onlychildFTW | 33

#5773150 - Saturday 30 November 2013 11:30

Maybe it's a 6 slice toaster! Can't go wrong with that.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#5773370 - Saturday 30 November 2013 17:38

Yeah, how many pieces of toast do you put into this toaster?

By AGhost5445 | 25

#5772956 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:30

The things we do for toasters huh

By lindora | 31

#5772957 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:31

I can't believe people are so heavily manipulated by money. Sheeple.

dreadbeat69 | 12

#5773107 - Saturday 30 November 2013 9:02

It was a good post until you ruined it with "sheeple". Come on...

Flowtastic | 16

#5773135 - Saturday 30 November 2013 10:40

Or manipulated in general to do a seductive selfie while looking like they tried on mascara and eyeliner for the first time ever...

Sheeple indeed!

fucMyLifeSoHard | 18

#5773197 - Saturday 30 November 2013 12:47

51- You should really tell her to put ice on such a severe burn.

Link5794 | 16

#5773395 - Saturday 30 November 2013 18:02

Actually, ice can damage the burnt tissue even more. Cold water is better.

By isallwaysme | 27

#5772960 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:32

well, did the other guy punch your husband first or..? we need a little more detail

By inkdeath87 | 18

#5772964 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:34

We all need a cheap toaster, geez.

By fishstick557 | 14

#5772970 - Saturday 30 November 2013 5:36

Guess his buns got toasted

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