Anonymous
United States
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fleetingmemories
Falls Church, United States
Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
Dontgetpaidenough
Black Friday PTSD
Today, a customer attempted to buy 5 mini blenders from our Black Friday sale. Our policy is a max of 2 per customer. When I pointed this out, the customer had a meltdown, spat on me, and stormed off. I have to get up tomorrow at the buttcrack of dawn to deal with shit like this again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Customer service
Today, I went to work during Black Friday, after not being invited to my family's Thanksgiving dinner. FML
nicoreal89
United States
Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Anonymous
Annandale, United States
Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML
minimoonpie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
The customer is almost always annoying
Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML
kittyslayer
United States
Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML
b3ardown23
United States
Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML
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pinkpillowz 0
that's one fierce grandma.
iheartglasses 0
I have only attended one Black Friday. Got a tv for 2O dollars, which was before flat screens and plasma was invented lol Hey, I thought I was cool to have my own tv when I was like 12 lol But ever since I heard people bringing guns to places and getting trampled and dying, I dont think getting something half off is worth someones life.
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iheartglasses 0
I have only attended one Black Friday. Got a tv for 2O dollars, which was before flat screens and plasma was invented lol Hey, I thought I was cool to have my own tv when I was like 12 lol But ever since I heard people bringing guns to places and getting trampled and dying, I dont think getting something half off is worth someones life.
skyeyez9 25
My friend drove past toys r us and said the line was wrapped all the way around the building. Three hours before the doors even opened. I'll spend the extra $30 and order the stuff online!
sourgirl101 29
"Toys R Us" was open at midnight where I live. I'd never buy anything there because I HATE their return policy, if I were to buy the wrong gift.
pandemic_fml 0
Our Toys R Us started Black Friday at 8pm on Thursday. The line was wrapped around the entire shopping center. =
TyIsGeek 0
you must have been at walmart! lmao
Brandi_Faith 34
That seems so weird to me!! I live in Canada and we don't have Black Friday. So it's kinda crazy to me that everyone's going all shopping crazy and trampling over people to get to things! That seems like something from the movies, not real life! Like even Boxing Day isn't that crazy here! Is it the same as boxing day for you guys or is boxing day worse?? I know I'm making myself sound completely ignorant, sheltered and naive, ive just never experienced it so it's weird. And the weirdest part is that black Friday is associated with thanksgiving right? And not Christmas?? What is Black Friday anyway? Like what's the reason behind it? Anybody know?? Oh, and happy black Friday to you all, hope your thanksgiving was great as well as the food and company!!
Zebidee 9
Wow, I'd hate to have had to read that out loud! :)
love_me_electric 20
I'd say out of the two holidays, Black Friday is the worse one. I've never heard about people getting trampled and killed on Boxing Day.
ladyvader401 5
From what I understand, it's called Black Friday because it's always the day that the stores become "in the black" financially (meaning they're going to make more than they've spent for the year).
youngclench 0
Americans are retarded, I'm canadiens and 13 and even I know what it is. in 1929, during the great deppresion, the first black Friday ever had happened, signalling the crash of the stock market. on the yearly anniversary of that event stores put on there lowest prices.
detolicious 2
homework, now! you'll thank me later.
doomsauced 0
You're "canadiens" and stupid.
pin_up_666 0
BLACK FRIDAY = VIOLENT SHOPPERS
perdix 31
And every time her family has awesome pancakes, they will laugh at your weakness and cowardice. Flapjacks are only for the mighty!
Natalie403 6
Lmao!
W4X 0
I love you, Perdix.
myagirl 0
well maybe she really needed the griddle???? idk but lol that's Hella funny!!!
winslow310560 0
next time just be submissive, someone always gas to lose. this way you don't have to get a beat down.
Jimboom 12
Thats what you get for getting in my way!
CoachLlama 5
You're gonna have to step up your game next year.