Why would someone dislike this, it's pretty funny

Well, if she had pink eye, I can imagine maybe the delivery boy mistaking OP for a demon, especially if OP also has straight black hair covering her face.

To be fair, we can't really say YDI, it's "Phew, glad it wasn't me!"

Isn't that pretty much the same as FYL? There really isn't much difference.

Tbh maybe OP should take better care of herself...

Yeah, because if you get sick, you're obviously not taking care of yourself. Dumbass.

But if you get the flu and pink eye in the middle of spring then maybe OP should be washing her hands more? Watch your tone so you don't sound like an idiot...

You can get the flu and pink eye any time of year. And you can get both even if you fanatically wash your hands. Flu germs can be airborne, and pink eye can be caused by flu/cold viruses, allergies, contact lenses—basically anything that can irritate and inflame the eye. Also, depending on OP's profession, she might be exposed to a lot of illness/germs (medical professional, teacher, etc…). Sometimes there are things in life beyond your control. Don't be so judgmental, 26.

you can also get what my son's Dr told me was basically allergic pink eye. my son got it during allergy season.

For me it says "phew, glad it wasn't me" cause of the update so I clicked it

Sounds like the delivery boy's reaction is the least of Op's problems right now.

Maybe she got free food! Scare them away my friend!

Real questions that need answers.