Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML
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Today, I ordered a surveillance camera for my home. The package got stolen after being delivered. I think they're onto me. FML
Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML
Today, I had a discussion with my boss. I work at a self storage, and told her that we need 8 more security cameras so that we can cover all the hallways. She decided to get 2 put into the office so she can spy on her employees instead. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, someone stole a package off my doorstep. Too bad, it was the video doorbell to prevent my packages from being stolen. FML
Today, I found out one of the neighborhood kids has been stealing from my mailbox. Several packages marked "delivered" had gone missing over the last few months, so I set up a trail cam in the yard. I notified the USPS and the police; they confronted him at his house. He's been reselling everything I ordered on eBay. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML
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emmanizzer 6
Well now you have video evidence!
iPikaSaurus 3
Well at least they work!
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iPikaSaurus 3
Well at least they work!
Keyman1212 14
Some kids are just little **** ups.
NeatNit 32
Remove the "some" from your sentence and you'd be correct ;)
EvilPotato 14
1 not the greatest way to find out they work. :P
crazy_whitechick 6
Not all kids are **** ups.
aftertheriot 0
but 10 is obviously a **** up
heyitsdiamond 5
15 some kids are actually well behaved
aftertheriot 0
dammit I meant 15!!!
BagleHead 6
I recommend installing remotely activated C-4 to the cameras. Someone's gotta teach these kids a lesson
THE_A_TEEN 27
Cleverly disguise blocks of semtex (more powerful than C-4) as bricks, and the rest is history... Explosive history.
tjv3 10
that my friend is irony
yourkindacool18 5
better than catching them stealing your laptop :]
rayrae24 5
That sucks.
emmanizzer 6
Well now you have video evidence!
REX50ROC 0
so ur going to let a kid jack your shit?!
MEXIKANO 0
I would let anybody take my stinky SHIT
4bidden 0
I wouldn't:). Did you know that president bush had people that had to specially take care of his shit so it didn't get in the wrong hands?
jefffluffingham 5
the camera mightn't have been recording. but at least you can ID them...
RockNRollAndrew 18
Since when do kids have IDs ?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
That's why they needed the cameras in the first place.
heyitsdiamond 5
I don't know how this is an fml
StoryOfTheYear 14
Or just pit mines in the parking lot.
StoryOfTheYear 14
*face-palm* Put*
Doddoss 1
Pit mines sounds good too
Doddoss 1
Maybe with some stakes as well
SunnyUserName123 5
Kids suck, nothing new.
EvilPotato 14
That very stereotypical of you, not all kids suck, and also suck what? Bananas? Oreos? Apples?
fishing12345 2
Thts mean 5
EPICROCKERNINJA 8
Weren't you a kid once 5?.....
slushpup9696 12
Actually 39, 5 was always a boring old man. That's how he was born.
seprioth0126 0
Benjamin Button?
brendonuriepatd 8
When I was in a stroller I would steal things I was born a bad ass HELL YEAH!
neveragain234 1
cool story bro..
farhil 14
48, you kinda look like chucky...
EvilPotato 14
52 ..tell that at a party sometime.
StoryOfTheYear 14
Overused comeback bro.
HeavyScout 0
48- Oh yeah! Stealing things is so BAD ASS! Don't you just love spending time in jail? I bet your ass will feel reeeal bad after that.
13FTW 9
Hey 57, cool story bro.
Im2Handsom 1
We learn by mistakes...
Saltime 0
That's why you never buy wireless! With a wire, he would have been like a dog on a leash.
spicerack1528 3
That's why you electrify things. They're like bug Zappers for shit kids
adrBB 1
Mount it on the same spot... wired to a boobytrap,
awesomemarcus 0
That made my day
Saltime 0
But... It's supposed to be WIRELESS!
adrBB 1
That's the surprise effect!
StoryOfTheYear 14
Hacker Pro :3
every1luvsboners 11
So the joke is on him.....right? You can see see exactly where he's going. What an idiot.
EvilPotato 14
11 right.
bizarre_ftw 21
The connection was probably cut..... Then again, it could've been wireless :/ but after a while the signal will likely fade.
Freeze_fml 16
Time to read the FML again, bizarre.
slushpup9696 12
37 reading comprehension fail. OP already said wireless. Anyway, maybe the kid put a bag over the camera or something.