By ilivealoneandwhatthefuck - 23/06/2013 17:02 - Guam - Yigo

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML
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Pleonasm 35

It has begun. Hide yo wife, hide yo kids; no-body is safe.

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SuperDanielNL 23

They rank 2nd after cuckoo's clocks in utterly dreadfull pointless ugly tasteless human inventions.

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Wizzlbang 10

****, man Don't touch any of the gnomes, you'll only make them angry

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Thatgirl299 15

Agreed. Don't touch those gnomes, OP. Don't touch those gnomes!

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ThatHorse 15

You really suck at setting up cameras if you forgot the ******* doorway. YDI.

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worldclassrager 39

Get an alarm system also...and maybe have a cop keep an eye on the house...

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imonkeyface 9

I would've nope'd out of there by now.

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emilyjgraham 34

You like someone to potentially break in to your house (or just let themselves in) and place gnomes in various places? Would that not freak you out???

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Etweens96 25

My grandmother use to do something like this to her neighbor when my dad was a kid. She would take a pink polka-dot elephant, put it outside, freak out their drunk neighbor and when it was morning and he was sober, she took the elephant back. freaked him out every time .

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jgtrflynn 9

My next door neighbor was terrified of pink lawn flamingos. Said they were watching her and telling the Man. Guess what the neighborhood kids decided to put in her front yard one random day a week?

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ksks1234 33

Oh my goodness! I love your grandma, and I don't even know the woman. At least she probably got the guy to attend AA.

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redbandit9877 12

I told them gnomeageddon was coming, but no, they didn't want to listen.

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