Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML
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Today, I saw my grandfather kick my dog, who is a 6-pound chihuahua, across the room. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me for having "too much sex during the apocalypse" and "invading my brain with your pancakes." This man is my legal guardian for 3 more years. FML
Today, it's been weeks since my teenage kids have walked the dog I got them; they also don’t play with it, pay it any attention, or feed it. It’s all been me, so since I never wanted it in the first place, I gave it to a friend of my mom's. My kids now think I’m the devil and my husband says I overreacted. FML
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Today, I lost my custody battle and I have to return my grandchildren to my disowned daughter, who was allowing her now ex-husband to abuse them. I can't appeal or anything because frankly we don't have the funds. I wish I'd never had her. FML
Today, as punishment for getting caught kissing my precious newborn grandbaby two years ago, my son and his nasty wife have barred me from even meeting my second grandbaby until she's at least two months old. FML
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML
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Top comments
grajax 24
Tell her to shut the **** up.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Clearly some adults haven't realized what your granddaughter either has by now or needs to: that there are consequences for actions and that animals are not punching bags.
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Comments (229)
sanspizza 2
Maybe your daughter should teach her demon not to abuse animals
GirasolNegro 22
Couldn't you just put the dog outside or in another room if/when your daughter and grand daughter come over?
SkullsRules1 26
Ikr. Make sure there was no problem to begin with. That way the dog and child weren't at risk. Because at the end of the day, a dog is an animal, it has its instincts and no one can predict its every move.
laden_swallow09 35
Great. Another "special little snowflake" who thinks the world revolves around them and she is incapable of any wrongdoing. Sounds like she's doing you a favor by separating herself from you.
kellyem2 20
Your daughter sucks. If she's not going to teach her child not to attack animals maybe it's best that she not come over to your house. Your dog will be safer that way.
Joshawott 21
Kick her husband a few times and when he reacts, tell your daughter that she needs to get a divorce.
Ianamis 6
1.You're assuming ops daughter is married she may not be. 2.If she is why kick her husband he literally did nothing wrong here 3.You're a goddamn psychopath.
Moonlit054563 8
Lol. ... This funny... This is obviously ment as sarcasm. To those who down voted it. WHY... It's an apology.. The dog did nothing wrong and yet is expected to be out down.
jriley4u 17
Consider yourself lucky.
Kramer1998 20
Tell her to kill herself
Livin_Like_Larry 29
I think the fact that OP is a grandmother and has this app is awesome. Your situation sucks though. You just have to try and get through to your daughter. After more time she will probably realize how stupid she is being
prostar9993 15
Have another kid and hopefully the new one isn't retarded.
laughingtoohard 14
**** that bitch, if she will disown you after her child was a little shit than **** her. Just don't do anything for her.