Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML
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Today, I saw my grandfather kick my dog, who is a 6-pound chihuahua, across the room. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me for having "too much sex during the apocalypse" and "invading my brain with your pancakes." This man is my legal guardian for 3 more years. FML
Today, it's been weeks since my teenage kids have walked the dog I got them; they also don’t play with it, pay it any attention, or feed it. It’s all been me, so since I never wanted it in the first place, I gave it to a friend of my mom's. My kids now think I’m the devil and my husband says I overreacted. FML
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Today, I lost my custody battle and I have to return my grandchildren to my disowned daughter, who was allowing her now ex-husband to abuse them. I can't appeal or anything because frankly we don't have the funds. I wish I'd never had her. FML
Today, as punishment for getting caught kissing my precious newborn grandbaby two years ago, my son and his nasty wife have barred me from even meeting my second grandbaby until she's at least two months old. FML
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML
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grajax 24
Tell her to shut the **** up.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Clearly some adults haven't realized what your granddaughter either has by now or needs to: that there are consequences for actions and that animals are not punching bags.
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Comments (229)
BrotherPhil 35
perhaps you should threaten to set the Romania equivalent of the RSPCA or ASPCA on her and her daughter. Yeah, I know it's only adding fuel to the fire, but sometimes it's better to do that than let her teach your granddaughter bad life lessons.
Spadoinkle 10
Wow, that's a really crappy situation. I'm sorry that you can't see your grandchildren, but your dog was only defending itself. If your 9-year old granddaughter would do something like that for no reason other than to be cruel, perhaps you are better off without her in your life at the moment. I know that sounds harsh, but just think about all the things she would be doing that you don't even know about. Cruelty can start during childhood and get worse as people get older. Of course, she may eventually feel bad about what she did and mature. It's a real iffy thing. Please don't have your dog put to sleep over something that wasn't its fault. Your daughter is being difficult and one-sided. I hope that things will work out for you.
lillithraven95 11
Please dont kill the dog. It meant to protect himself. Its a tough call, but your daughter loves u, and if she doesnt understand the situation its not the dogs fault
Zach_Puncake 14
****** bitch...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
The kid was not MAULED. The kid was SCRATCHED, after SHE repeatedly kicked the dog. That's animal abuse and the kid is old enough to know it's not okay.
Moonlit054563 8
Why is punishment always always always always now labeled as abuse... Probably why the brat did it anyways... She knew she wouldn't get in trouble. Also why the mother never taught her daughter right. Because she either was too afraid to enforce rules and being labeled as a child abuser when the little brat was young.. And because of that the toxic relationship of "I'm your friend not your parent" began. And obviously as others have said by age nine,( usually five) kids are in some form of school. Where hitting is wrong. Children are also told not to hit younger than that. To be have and be nice. Even at three, two and one. Although the punishment is different for each age. Nine is plenty old enough to get a belt to her punk ass or a slap on the mouth.
momoalam 5
Don't put your dog down, you should put your daughter down
kimeatszombies 22
I would've drop kicked my child if they did that. (Not really. Abuse is bad)
Plywoodman 3
I feel for you. I have a sister who never forgave my favorite dog for barking at and 'supposedly' biting at one of her kids when I literally caught my 4 or 5 year old niece kicking her when she just walked up wagging her tail all loving. Some people just don't see reason and their children can do no wrong. I still haven't gotten over that one.
SkullsRules1 26
Maybe put the animals away next time? instead of putting both the dog and child at risk.
Ichiya 29
Animals shouldn't be punished because the kids are idiots.
CO_RRA 11
Your granddaughter should be destroyed.