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No you're not a weirdo, under stressful situations the body releases adrenaline, which raises your heart rate and as some guys know sometimes if your heart rate goes high enough this will activate testosterone and cause you to become erect. don't worry about it so much I have the issue where every time my body releases adrenaline in any significant amount I become erect every time. So working out / exercising or doing any strenuous activity ends up causing adrenaline to be released.

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You are when compared to the general population. Go to FetLife and I think you'll fet right in. Sounds like you need a dominatrix.

Lmao. I like fetlife

No you're not a weirdo, under stressful situations the body releases adrenaline, which raises your heart rate and as some guys know sometimes if your heart rate goes high enough this will activate testosterone and cause you to become erect. don't worry about it so much I have the issue where every time my body releases adrenaline in any significant amount I become erect every time. So working out / exercising or doing any strenuous activity ends up causing adrenaline to be released.

ok bro i get boners when i work out too, and i thought i was the only one

Seems like a pretty great way to descalate that situation.

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Yeahhhh you are. You know you are...

that's what you call a fear bones! Learned about it from "The League"!

Enjoy the wonderful world of kink, my friend. You're not a freak at all, and you'll have tons of fun.

Your errant erection most likely saved your life. Appreciate it and forget about it.

You should have said, "That's not a knife...THIS is a knife" with an Australian accent.