hopeless
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
andi0804
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Meowit
Livonia, United States
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Anonymous
United States
The one that got away
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Snurkles
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
poorgary
France
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Unhappy birthday
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Anonymous
Moncton, Canada
Thanks, babe
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
dentistftw
United States
Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
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spadesghost 1
go out with him, at least he's punctual.
orangeinstat 0
did he get you a present?
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beatrucelynn 0
the term stalker is used too loosely these days..... I bet he is just a friend that admitted to having feelings for you, but instead of letting him down you keep stringing him along with the hope that one day you will be together, all to boost your unbearably low self esteem and so you have someone to make fun of while out to lunch with your girlfriends (we are sex and the citay) I say f his life on this one. Happy Birthday
Egnar 19
I agree with the first part - That the term is used too loosely but think you're being overly harsh as well. I don't think MOST people do this in a conscious effort to be mean to people but instead they perceive it as being nice so that nobodies feelings are getting hurt.
beatrucelynn 0
I'd really like to believe that most people filter their actions and behave maturely and respect other's feelings, but I am a girl as well and I have witnessed first hand the cruelty of fellow women, all done for attention. I don't fully believe it's done consciously though but that deep down they crave the attention and adoration of the individual and perhaps even harbor feelings for them, but they are too embarrassed to act on them in fear of what their friends will think so they just refer to that person as a "stalker" while exchanging laughs
Egnar 19
You have to remember that guys do this too, it's not just girls - That's right, it's not just girls that are too "nice" to speak their minds and say what they really want to say. My best friend reaquainted himself with his ex and endured another year of bullshit before she broke up with him because he was too nice all the while complaining everyday about the relationship. While yes in the background you use derogatory statements and make fun of the person with your friends to make yourself feel better I think in the majority of the cases it's seen as charity or not hurting peoples feelings. . .Which is poorly misguided.
beatrucelynn 0
see? back to my original point. stalker is a loose fitted term, used by a society hell bent on using others' emotions to boost their own self worth. the world is a cruel cruel place.
TheDrifter 24
I notice that men rarely refer to women with this type of behavior as stalkers, rather they post fmls about psychotic girlfriends. Man rule #16... never pass up a good chance to get laid.
bryanorange 3
taday is ma bros b day
blaine72 0
cool story bro.
kayPandastyle 15
Happy birthday? ;)
nomz333 5
I'm sorry but hey at least you had one person who remembered
iSolDyourSouL 0
Considering your situation, that's actually sweet of him. Doesn't sound like you're gonna get anything better so be grateful someone at least remembered
skyeyez9 25
Even your stalker was not technically correct, unless you were born exactly at 12am. I was born (according to my birth certificate at 1:39 am). Leave a smartass note to your stalker.
Enslaved 38
Most people celebrate their birthDAY not their birth hour count down. That day starts at 12 AM. This guy probably wanted to be sweet and be the first to wish her a happy birthday. If the op is leading this guy on it's her own damn fault. and if no one else remembered maybe she has a communication problem with tell people about it a day or two in advance. People are not mind readers about what's going in your life. Should have wore a Birthday crown.
skyeyez9 25
But waking up cause someone rang your doorbell at midnight is stil annoying. I hope it wasn't actually a stalker who did that though.
mismonroe 0
He cares.
mismonroe 0
You should be thankful.
ceva_fml 1
maybe your "stalker" is someone who really cares about you and you are the one who shut him down. sounds like a nice toughtfull guy.
birdmansangel 0
if he was any good at being a stalker, he would have showed up at your exact time of birth.
MysticMint 0
Midnight birthday sex?
trimmerr 1
sure why not.