hopeless
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
andi0804
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Meowit
Livonia, United States
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Anonymous
United States
The one that got away
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Snurkles
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
poorgary
France
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Unhappy birthday
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Anonymous
Moncton, Canada
Thanks, babe
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
dentistftw
United States
Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
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spadesghost 1
go out with him, at least he's punctual.
orangeinstat 0
did he get you a present?
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Comments (191)
elliejuliet143 0
#14 hahah. nice
PotatoBlankey39 2
If you genuinely do have a stalker, I'm really sorry. I have one and the stupid idiot can't take a hint :-( Make you you see this guy to stop and if he doesn't after telling him a few times, get a restraining order.
shhortmomma 0
1. Happy birthday 2. Sorry you have a stalker, if he really is stalking you...or maybe he's just a little clueless about boundaries and space...? 3. Get new friends. What a**holes .
ukrichu 14
Happy belated birthday (;
natetheman14 0
sketchy…
jennabennasser 0
That's so sweet. Did he bring you a present?
gtrgdss 0
omg I bout peed laughing. I'm sorry. you know the rule: It's only funny when it happens to someone else. you're nobody till somebody stalks you. so hey, at least you're SOMEONE.
nibh 0
at least he remembers
emories_mommy 0
happy birthday!
BestestBuddy0 0
It does sound kind of wierd but then again he might just be trying to impress her