He does have a point

Is that something that’s even important? No! It’s not! Everyone does it. Whether he admits it or not, he’s messing your your mind.

You are weird. If it was truly a "LOL" you'd have laughed.

You are weird. People should use LOL when they literally laugh out loud.

However, your boyfriend and I are also weird because we expect the world to speak plainly and not use ridiculous exaggerations.

Like ROTFLMAO?

I once knew someone who actually said lol rather than laughing. Now that was creepy.

Was he watching your phone while you texted? I find THAT weird.

LOL

but did you REALLY?

People still use "lol"? No wonder the planet's going to Hell...

HOW DARE YOU! No it's going to hell because Gay Illegal Illuminati immigrants are trying to take our guns away so they can do abortions by bullet, so they can eat the babies to stop climate change. I know it's true because it's on the internet.

Get a dictionary, go to the word euphemism, make him read it out loud until he understands, Or dump him because you far outstrip him in the intellect department. Good thing you didn't type ROTFLMAO, otherwise he'd be wondering why you weren't on the floor with a detached buttocks.