Work: Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche...

By The Last One - 11/03/2012 06:39 - Canada

Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML

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Sunday 11 March 2012 12:17

That guys a dochebag... No wait, doucheebag... I mean douhebag... Doushbag? **** it.

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Tuesday 13 March 2012 4:18

That funny not what they were calling u buy how they miss spelled it 3times

reckhello12 10

Wednesday 14 March 2012 2:41

so stupid people must work with you?

RedneckAngel 11

Sunday 13 May 2012 5:11

Just comfort yourself knowing that you're not near as big a douchebag as the douchebag who couldn't look it up before spelling it. :/

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Friday 18 May 2012 22:02

What a dooshe...douuhhe...doouch...dooche bag?

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Sunday 30 December 2012 21:08

I've had my locker broken into before.

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