Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
That guys a dochebag... No wait, doucheebag... I mean douhebag... Doushbag? **** it.
FunkyAndFresh 7
What a douche.
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Comments (103)
Sonalis 9
Lol, if someone had done that to me I'd have laughed my ass off. Just shows that they're no better than me! I hope you have less asshole-coworkers in the future, OP.
bizarre_ftw 22
Leave it for the irony, it just makes you look better
beeanay 4
Ha. That is way to funny !
j_cat187 20
Tu prende douche.
ImSoEffedUp 10
I'm guessing you don't work at a school....
Rasetsu 10
HAHAHAHA. Although I don't know how to spell it either. Douchebag? Douche bag? Douche-bag? Douche means "shower" in French so all I hear is "you're such a shower bag!"
TAAAD 2
Sounds like a good school you attend.
hobojo69 23
Haha my 8 year old brother can spell that! xD
HunterAlpha1 8
well, at least you know you have stupid enemies.
aliLu 0
ask everybody at work to spell douche bag & who ever doesn't know how to well just get revenge