Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
That guys a dochebag... No wait, doucheebag... I mean douhebag... Doushbag? **** it.
FunkyAndFresh 7
What a douche.
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Comments (103)
kornpuffs 0
did you write "dumbass" on theirs?
kiki122012 5
That guys a doosh. Doucsh Doocsh Douch? **** it. Sorry OP, but that's hilarious.
ftooley 6
That's the problem with some kids these days, they rely on spell check to fix their spelling for them! But also to their defense, I am quit sure that one was never on a fifth grade spelling bee! :)
metallicshadow 16
troll fail
badactor009 0
If you weren't such a ....bag, your coworkers would not be compelled to express themselves on your locker, would they?
ILike_Dancing123 19
What a major fail! Wow they are some badass kids. They can't even spell what they are, and thats douches.
Ashley91129 6
That person should b writing an FML, not you. :D
KiddNYC1O 22
You must be a bag douche.
br0ccoli 15
The criminal was probably jealous of your obviously superior spelling skills and vandalized your property out of frustration. "damnit, this guy and his superior spelling skills.. I'll show him..." *starts writing* doosh...doushe..doussch..dooch... "**** this ******"
KatieKupcake4195 9
What type of people are you working with, OP?