By jmac - 11/03/2012 03:06 - United States

Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML
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punk6743 0

I used to cook, then i took a chefs knife to the knee.

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PYLrulz 17

Ok, how many of those godforsaken "Arrow to Knee" jokes, or modified versions of it, will there be?!?

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shanemaximo 7

This could have turned out so much worse.

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ElricMustang 23

O.o you have "derp" written on your profile...when does the narwhal bacon?

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oops_im_fucked 8

So how was the meal?

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KaanTech 0

9 do you mean like took an arrow to the knee maybe ?

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Jiinxx 8

I wish I could say I knew what your question meant..

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Bobissmall 13

My goddamn #14, do you really think that all memes and things like "derp" only come from reddit? This is why the rest of the internet, especially 4chan, hate redditors.

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AmongstTheFaces 5

To be a cook like you, then I took a knife to the knee.

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Jakesterk96 8

*face palm* *I used

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n_epic_fail 14

"I use to love cooking, until I took a knife to the knee." no I still like the sound of "arrow" better.

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CrassKal 27

I'm unsure which would have been a better area to take a knife. The feet contain a lot of nerve endings, so they feel a lot more pain, but the knee is the most complicated joint in the body.

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manlikebanana 0

I used to make "arrow to the knee" jokes but then I took a pussy to my dick

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MustangGirl72 9

I hope that wasn't a serious question.

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yahoowizard 16

I can imagine it scraping it, but even then, you're wearing pants

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MustangGirl72 9

41: Not everyone wears pants while cooking. Some wear shorts or nothing and it could have been a very sharp knife.

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iamyummylicious 14

They could be wearing shorts or be in their underwear. :D

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thisisafunnyname 12

Well then it very nearly could have hit his penis. Depending on OP's penile length and whether or not he is aroused by cooking.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

No, no, no you're all wrong. OP's knee clearly tried to be helpful and catch the knife..

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miz_kamakazi 11

Look on the bright side, at least it didn't hit your crotch.

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AkshaySauce 5

My testicles serve as an excellent pillow and/or pincushion.

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ladyLALAA 28

Pincushions and knife blocks are also good for resting knives on/in. :)

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hubla 0

I use to be a great cook like you until I took a knife to the knee

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Jesus_Christ69 0

Then she could have acquired a second ****** :)

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thisisafunnyname 12

"Today while cooking, I dropped a knife and it gave me a cut on my crotch that started bleeding. I called an ambulance and the paramedic was a super hot chick. I got a boner and then the blood started shooting out of the cut on my dick. FML"

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BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0

Oh my god the amount of arrow to the knee type jokes that can be made is enormous but i wont say anything and leave the rest up to your imagination.

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elat4lolz 0

ydi for not making a woman do the cooking

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PYLrulz 17

Ok, how many of those godforsaken "Arrow to Knee" jokes, or modified versions of it, will there be?!?

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MsMeiriona 2

Well, the first one seemed to be made the second after you had the thought, so...

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TehCoopeh 6

Ah damn, I was hoping to make some but you already pointed it out and there are some down there. Not soon enough

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Jiplo 18

I used to cook like yo... SHUT THE **** UP!!!

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bizarre_ftw 21

I used to cook like you, but then- well, actually no.... I've never managed to drop a sharp object only to impale a seemingly out-of-risk part of my body, how does one cook like you again?

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crazyblackchick 0

Brace yourself The 'Arrow to the knee' jokes are coming.

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BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0

No 58 you will be thumbed down mercilessly

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punk6743 0

I used to cook, then i took a chefs knife to the knee.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Well, I'm still a chef, but only because I took a rolling pin to the knee... I really hate myself for making a "to the knee" joke now...

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ABiggerPenus 0

Almost took a knife to the knee there.

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iamyummylicious 14

I think you need to work on your reading comprehension just a tad bit. :) "It hit my knee" =/= "Almost"

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iamyummylicious 14

=/= should be ≠, but I couldn't figure out how to make the inequation symbol on my phone :|.

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zachherbert 10

Don't worry. Here on FML, we settle for close enough.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Unless it's spelling. then your sentenced to a firing squad

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mdtdnb 7

Not the best time to use Muy Thai as your defense ;)

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