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Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall, my mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. FML

By Ohgodmother - / Friday 28 February 2014 09:06 / Australia - Hobart
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  falconjade  |  19

Was his mother drunk?

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  thatnucca  |  36

Your mother's friend was trying to keep abreast with your rapid physical development I see...

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  toaster123  |  11

no, breast is breast.

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  VectorFields  |  9

I'm a tall guy ... Makes me worry about my past with my mom. ._.

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  parism143  |  28

#35 I know guys that are 6'2 in 9th grade. You're not so special.

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  jkmartinjk  |  16

^He didn't say he was special for being 6'2, he's saying that he still has potential to grow even without ever having breast milk. But good on ya' for lowering his self esteem. Everyone needs that every once in awhile.

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  syki  |  22

Just saw you're from out-of-country. Lest I confuse you with the whimsical ways of English spelling, the word is 'legendary.' I was making a pun. :P

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  rg350dx  |  29

Oh my god...You guys are being so...so NICE to each other. I-I don't know how to process this. I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE INTERNET! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

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  syki  |  22

@34 Oh, sorry, I'd forgotten. @37 Erm, you—DARN YOU! Stinking foreigners, not getting my English-based joke the first time! And using 'e' instead of 'a' (which is a common mistake even among native speakers)! And—and speaking a language I don't despite having barely even mentioning it in front of me! LEARN ENGLISH! @34 Is that better? :D

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