By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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maryic4ever 19

If you're gonna shave your pubes especially at someone else's house, make sure you clean up everything. No one likes to walk into the shower and see a bunch of pubes

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Killz268 18

just say the scary pube monster was trying to get you in the shower.. she'll just forget about it in 15 minutes anyways

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Killz268 18

just say the scary pube monster was trying to get you in the shower.. she'll just forget about it in 15 minutes anyways

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maryic4ever 19

If you're gonna shave your pubes especially at someone else's house, make sure you clean up everything. No one likes to walk into the shower and see a bunch of pubes

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chaseafterwind82 29

Why, WHY couldn't you have waited to shave your pubes? :-)

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TheLawIsHere 23

What possible reason could you have in which in needed to shave your pubes as soon as possible?

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A07 48

Probably OP needed to send a dick pic

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Isandri 29

I would admit that i was shaving, becsuse now, your grandma might be scared to be broken into again, lots of unnecessary stress :(

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chaseafterwind82 29

You could've said you'd trimmed the hair on your head, and then washed out loose hairs.

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beeferjay 34

just tell her, she'll forget in a few minutes anyway you played along like a cotton headed ninnymuggins, lol

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corky1992 33

Better to have just admitted it than put your grandma into panic mode.

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DeltaDragonxx 20

how to **** are you always so early to these things.

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