By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

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Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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If you're gonna shave your pubes especially at someone else's house, make sure you clean up everything. No one likes to walk into the shower and see a bunch of pubes

just say the scary pube monster was trying to get you in the shower.. she'll just forget about it in 15 minutes anyways

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just say the scary pube monster was trying to get you in the shower.. she'll just forget about it in 15 minutes anyways

If you're gonna shave your pubes especially at someone else's house, make sure you clean up everything. No one likes to walk into the shower and see a bunch of pubes

Why, WHY couldn't you have waited to shave your pubes? :-)

What possible reason could you have in which in needed to shave your pubes as soon as possible?

Probably OP needed to send a dick pic

I would admit that i was shaving, becsuse now, your grandma might be scared to be broken into again, lots of unnecessary stress :(

You could've said you'd trimmed the hair on your head, and then washed out loose hairs.

So....why didn't you clean it up?

just tell her, she'll forget in a few minutes anyway you played along like a cotton headed ninnymuggins, lol

Better to have just admitted it than put your grandma into panic mode.

how to fuck are you always so early to these things.