Kids: Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth...

By Ohgodmother - 28/02/2014 09:06 - Australia - Hobart

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall, my mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. FML

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You deserved it 3 992

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 15:17 - United States

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

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By shorty - 13/02/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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By longing for emancipation - 30/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Mitchell

Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML

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By sadie - 01/04/2021 23:00

Today, my mom yelled at me in the store so loudly and for so long, a crowd began to form. The reason? I didn’t know how much milk we had left at home. I don’t drink milk. FML

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By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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You deserved it 3 488

By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

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You deserved it 8 139

Mommy milkers

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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You deserved it 4 255

By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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You deserved it 5 062

allie2590 31

Friday 28 February 2014 18:22

Well, breast is best.

AcieMcG 21

Friday 28 February 2014 18:24

I better breast feed then, I don't want Hobbits

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iheartLA 10

Saturday 1 March 2014 6:54

I love that I read this as I'm nursing my baby. I'll be sure to keep at it for 2 years :p

barfcannon 24

Saturday 1 March 2014 6:59

I can't wait to be a mom so I can embarrass my kids like this. >:)

wickedalwayswins 7

Saturday 1 March 2014 16:12

Legen- wait for it and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of the word is- dairy... Legendary!

Dkman 11

Saturday 1 March 2014 16:53

Your moms got humor. Payback. You probably embarassed her at some point. I agree fyl OP. but I still laughed just picturing the reactions.

strongmomma23 4

Saturday 1 March 2014 20:38

lol sounds like something my mom would do

asia3pea90 13

Sunday 2 March 2014 1:23

*blehhh*. Ew.

jdlanam87 9

Sunday 2 March 2014 21:44

Bahahaha. I shall have tall kids. I am 6'2" and my man is 6'5".

anders09ma 7

Monday 3 March 2014 19:41

Sam Winchester kinda FML

Juneb_fml 1

Tuesday 4 March 2014 6:33

No wonder I'm so short.

burritosrgood 12

Monday 10 March 2014 4:56

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