By Ohgodmother - 28/02/2014 09:06 - Australia - Hobart

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall, my mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. FML
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AcieMcG 21

I better breast feed then, I don't want Hobbits

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mountainguy 7

more like legen-dairy.

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wickedalwayswins 7

You sir, deserve to be rid of the slap bet!

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Taolan 23

I fail to see the problem with natural feeding. What's the FML here? You were feeding until 2? So? When to stop breast feeding is an individual thing. There are mothers who feed until three or four years, there's no ill effect.

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LeahSkye 1

Finally!!! My mom says crap like this all the time! You're not alone!

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caro1ina48 13

How is this embarrassing? It's something natural. No clue why society is so afraid of breastfeeding. My wife is currently breastfeeding our 6 month old son and will continue to do so for as long as he takes it. I'm also proud of how she does it without fear in public and without covering up. It's natural and the best thing for the baby!!! Grow up op

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cryssycakesx3 22

did you see the airline that told the lady to cover up or stop? I don't understand the big deal. usually she has one boob out and the baby is covering it. they act like when a lady breast feeds she's topless with her boobs hanging out, swinging them around.

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caro1ina48 13

Yeah I saw that. I thought that was ridiculous. My wife breast feeds all the time in public and do you know how much you can see... Nothing a baby is covering it all.

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elixaaaaa 13

Good for her!! Sucks that she yelled it in public. When you/your wife go through breastfeeding you'll get it

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devildog3766 3

Didn't work so well for that kid on Game of Thrones!!

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TwoXMike 14

Gotta ask, are you an American living in Australia? If not your spelling mum wrong

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itsjusttofunny 8

instead of being embarrassed, be proud that your mother loved you that much.

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boostedc 24

I actually chose YLS, then I clicked on YDI, then I realized none of them applies. I'm agreed with breast feeding being a natural human/animal=human act. The more you're fitted this way, the less risk of contamination you have. Cows milk is made for the young bulls. So no shame or regret mate.

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