By Lord Kane of Flatulon - 06/10/2015 11:13 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, I found out my dad has been using the flip-flops I wear in the shower. The reason I wear them is to prevent myself from getting his nasty foot fungus. FML
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JHPugh 19

Boil them in hot water, then empty the pot onto your dad. Or, you could try telling him. That might work better!

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Sqaud00 17

Have a talk with your dad or if that doesn't work just keep them hidden from him.

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mermaidkeels 26

Let him keep the old ones and just buy a new pair. Problem solved!

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tantanpanda 26

Till he uses those too.

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JHPugh 19

Boil them in hot water, then empty the pot onto your dad. Or, you could try telling him. That might work better!

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Earths_Venus 25

He sounds like a real fungi. His attitude doesn't leave you mushroom to manoeuvre. It's a real shiitake situation.

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buckstop1 37

What did I just read? Honestly this pun made absolutely no sense to me

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oreoeater 21

It made perfect sense, it was just terrible

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nix1993 41

"He sounds like a real fun guy, his attitude doesn't leave you much room to manoeuvre. It's a real shit take situation" Unfortunate use of fungus-related puns, made worse by the fact that without the puns it doesn't really relate to the FML at all...

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dirtbikeguy 14

don't worry #4 I liked it

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buckstop1 37

ohh, thanks 20. That completely flew right over my head. Especially that shiitake bit, i was pronouncing it as it really is, not how it looks

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SashaTaras 26

Pee on them in the shower and then he will never wear them again.

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Sqaud00 17

Have a talk with your dad or if that doesn't work just keep them hidden from him.

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leogachi 15

@8 People who don't want to catch someone's foot fungus.

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sillyyoshi1998 13

I'd say to get a separate pair. Just make it a different color, or find some way to distinguish! I don't think you'd get his foot fungus unless it's a constantly repeated experience. though, so hopefully that alleviates any worry.

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