Ouch, I hope it doesn't mushroom into something worse!

No.

I found this hilarious. Good show.

Let him keep the old ones and just buy a new pair. Problem solved!

Till he uses those too.

Boil them in hot water, then empty the pot onto your dad. Or, you could try telling him. That might work better!

He sounds like a real fungi. His attitude doesn't leave you mushroom to manoeuvre. It's a real shiitake situation.

What did I just read? Honestly this pun made absolutely no sense to me

It made perfect sense, it was just terrible

"He sounds like a real fun guy, his attitude doesn't leave you much room to manoeuvre. It's a real shit take situation" Unfortunate use of fungus-related puns, made worse by the fact that without the puns it doesn't really relate to the FML at all...

don't worry #4 I liked it

#30 - thanks, buddy.

ohh, thanks 20. That completely flew right over my head. Especially that shiitake bit, i was pronouncing it as it really is, not how it looks

Pee on them in the shower and then he will never wear them again.

Nooo, just No

Have a talk with your dad or if that doesn't work just keep them hidden from him.

I hope you can avoid that

Who wears flip-flops in the shower?

@8 People who don't want to catch someone's foot fungus.

#13 or spread their foot fungus

Sharing is caring.

I'd say to get a separate pair. Just make it a different color, or find some way to distinguish!

I don't think you'd get his foot fungus unless it's a constantly repeated experience. though, so hopefully that alleviates any worry.