Miscellaneous: Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms,...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - Belgium

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

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By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 16:09

Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

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Great opener

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 20:14 - United States - Champlin

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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Kids, eh?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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iburppeopleup 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:18

wow why would your mom even KNOW that?

Kesler_17 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:13

That is horrifying. Parents seem to lose all social skill when it comes to their children's lives.

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vanilla2u 5

Monday 17 January 2011 23:09

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Bobissmall 13

Monday 17 January 2011 23:39

But did the other students know? Thats whats anoying me.

ReDsKiNsMaN 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 6:38

bob proble her friends... if she has any

FuckOurLivesFOL_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:36

Justin bieber can't ****** dumb @ss

angelabaybey 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:46

I think she meant Justin Bieber sounds like an animal in a blender naturally, "dumb @ss"

fuzz97 23

Saturday 16 March 2013 13:34

this comment and all its responses are ******* retarded

hcovballer247 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:10

Lmfao..sucks to be you

gr3ymask 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 17:33

ur a dude?

Hiznacious 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:10

i look at my ****** alot too

himom12 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:30

lmmfaaoo

LightningLadyy 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:33

You look like the kind of girl that would do that...

himom12 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:50

yeahh Sarah?

ACanadaGuy 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:54

pics or it didn't happen

ahhitsjessi88 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:21

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jewban 3

Tuesday 18 January 2011 4:39

66- derp

tona01 16

Tuesday 18 January 2011 5:41

66 how perseptive...

SulfurPlague 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 7:04

win!

talktomandybaby 8

Tuesday 18 January 2011 16:01

haha.lmfao.you LEGIT made my lifeeee:D

gopherguy 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 22:52

Billy Mays is dead

catscogggy 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 1:30

lmaoo.

sma405 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:39

YOUR A DUDE!!!!!

apppiiee 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 1:12

You're..

taoxyeuxmay 4

Monday 17 January 2011 23:12

The horror! FYL indeed

Kesler_17 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:13

That is horrifying. Parents seem to lose all social skill when it comes to their children's lives.

maddehsaurr 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 5:12

I <3 nsn (:

InBetweenDreams 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:16

That is so embarrassing. :/ Your mom needs a filter.

iburppeopleup 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:18

wow why would your mom even KNOW that?

rockinroyalty 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 1:23

I was thinking the same thing

brandddi69 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:55

OMG haha exactly

Mokiikom_fml 8

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:14

She might have made it up just to give an example that the class could relate to. It would be a dumb idea, but I could see it happening. Or maybe the mom walked in on the daughter once by accident.

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 18 January 2011 9:54

Or maybe the mom suggested that the daughter do it and just assumes that she did.

Doortje 29

Monday 17 January 2011 23:20

Stop walking around naked with a mirror in your hand.

FrenchToast94 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:01

or walking around naked with a mirror in her ****** :D

jpest17 5

Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:34

loled so hard.

geepc 3

Monday 17 January 2011 23:22

aww that's awful

Jakojan 4

Monday 17 January 2011 23:23

Shoot her and everyone who heard. Move. Change your name and identity. Get a sex change. Move in with a new family in a new home in a new country. Problem solved. Embarrassment avoided.