Miscellaneous: Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms,...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - Belgium

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

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Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

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By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 16:09

Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 20:14 - United States - Champlin

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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Monday 17 January 2011 23:18

wow why would your mom even KNOW that?

Kesler_17 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:13

That is horrifying. Parents seem to lose all social skill when it comes to their children's lives.

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sandiiiiiii 0

Friday 21 January 2011 20:57

why the hell would you let your mom have a presentation at your school any way.

cmstoffer 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 4:42

and that folks is why I'm glad no one in my family is a teacher (well my neice is, but she lives in South Carolina and I live in Nebraska)

Wconway07 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:18

gotta love parent teachers!!!

lexilyric 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:21

I saw this, my first thought: This deserves an aplause!

FUrlife95 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 3:28

Why does your mom know you check out yourself out in the mirror?! That's pretty creepy, not going to lie.

roflstick123 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 9:08

why would you even look at your pussy??? are you hot??

ddjjrrff 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 17:46

you mom needs help

ninjalover12 0

Monday 24 January 2011 3:57

Why does your mom KNOW u check urself out anyway??? Tht is really creepy....

gideeupp 9

Tuesday 1 February 2011 0:44

the first one is your, the second is you're.

buddy332 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:45

hey Ik ... my vag is really nice **** it? reply if you wanna hav a fake sex talk...trust me it'll be nice...lick minezz:)

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