Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
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iburppeopleup 0
wow why would your mom even KNOW that?
Kesler_17 0
That is horrifying. Parents seem to lose all social skill when it comes to their children's lives.
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sandiiiiiii 0
why the hell would you let your mom have a presentation at your school any way.
cmstoffer 0
and that folks is why I'm glad no one in my family is a teacher (well my neice is, but she lives in South Carolina and I live in Nebraska)
Wconway07 0
gotta love parent teachers!!!
lexilyric 0
I saw this, my first thought: This deserves an aplause!
FUrlife95 0
Why does your mom know you check out yourself out in the mirror?! That's pretty creepy, not going to lie.
roflstick123 0
why would you even look at your pussy??? are you hot??
ddjjrrff 0
you mom needs help
ninjalover12 0
Why does your mom KNOW u check urself out anyway??? Tht is really creepy....
gideeupp 9
the first one is your, the second is you're.
buddy332 0
hey Ik ... my vag is really nice **** it? reply if you wanna hav a fake sex talk...trust me it'll be nice...lick minezz:)