Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
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Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
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iburppeopleup 0
wow why would your mom even KNOW that?
Kesler_17 0
That is horrifying. Parents seem to lose all social skill when it comes to their children's lives.
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Comments (186)
Tanya33 1
****** is on the inside. You can see the ******** and labia without probing.
Moo_Horse 0
vag expert?
jewban 3
51 I assume that you have taken any biology or health class. it's just common knowledge.
lustheart 7
81, 51 is most likely than not still in middle school. I doubt she even knows that you don't pee out of your "vag."
mintcar 10
I took Human Sexuality in Sociological Perspective ast semester and my professor used to mention her kids all the time. It was weird hearing about it, so I could only imagine how it feels like.
mintcar 10
this* Wow...
Kiyoha 0
Wtf, how come your mum knows you do it? Has she walked in on you? Do you do it in front of her?↲Anyway, this mum should get an award for embarassing her child like this.
MrsSidJenkins 0
hahahahahahahaahhaahhhhaahhaha so funnhy
hunter1130 0
does your mom watch you, or something? ._.
xxblubxxln 0
okay FYL likee seriously thats some tough shit lol i would die
G00DA 0
something fishy about this. if it was your mom the whole time why did you ca her a lady. retard.
melmeldolphin 8
Because that would ruin the comedic timing of the FML.
justbigbs 6
Hey, there's nothing wrong with self diagnosis, sometimes you are better than your own doctor. Some people might be ashamed to self exam. Sometime women need to touch and clean themselves down there.
sloaan 0
I'm so, so glad I wasn't the only one who picked up on that, hahaha.
kodi93 2
that sucks