Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
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iburppeopleup 0
wow why would your mom even KNOW that?
Kesler_17 0
That is horrifying. Parents seem to lose all social skill when it comes to their children's lives.
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Comments (186)
olbrocko 0
next time use a webcam! I'll give you feedback.
HomeAl0ne 20
It's not like we didn't suspect that you all do that anyway.
jovian1 0
cant get a chick desprit or what
lizliz23 0
allthough its kinda ur falt it still isnt right that she publicized it
mitri_fml 3
you're vs your contest I see.the grammar Nazis vs trolls.Who will win?
hardcore1414 0
uhmm two things.For one, it's you're as in you are, and two is that your a troll bag....
RebecaLiveInSoup 0
u a dam lie
xYoursTrulyx 0
wow that sucks
korch1 0
hahahaha that really sucks
AmadeusMop 0
Well, the defining characteristic of a troll is that they make posts only for the attention and replies, and the defining characteristic of a grammar nazi is that they cannot see an error without replying to it, I'd say this one goes to the trolls.