nofriends
Japan
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
me
Bronx, United States
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Brookie Bear
Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML
lrgenesis
United States
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
sastgamer
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
highschoolnobody
United States
Guest star
Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "Guest." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
PerpetuallyHappy
Rochester, United States
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Top comments
that_is_Nathy 9
You actualy had no one signing your yearbook? Aw that's sad
Lisa89 3
My bet is you didn't even ask anyone to sign it. Should have asked them, get a conversation going, sign their's etc. Anyway, it's sad either way, sorry OP.
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Comments (197)
boree 0
thank god for videogames! youll always have friends!
MrMan27 0
Singing-"Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?"
florenzfang 0
Tragic
BunnyXX 3
I'll be your friend!! Add me! :)
hottiebrunette 0
maybe ur "friends" all died from the tsunamis
Joeby1991 0
Maybe your friends died from… well presumably you killed and ate them. What a sad, angry person you must be.
hottiebrunette 0
funny ^
jake3292 5
that's so sad
dollars2doughnut 0
I had lots of friends, but I never got my yearbook signed, too much of a hassle to go around asking people.
sxe_beast 11
Stop whining about being a pariah and go do something about it. BOOHOO, waaaaaaaaaaaaaah, poor you! Instead of wasting time on forging fake yearbook notes and whining on FML go make some friends. I'm sure that there are at the very least a few dozen people in your school that share a similar interest, hobby, etc. with you. Join a sport, school club, whatever. Its really not that hard to make friends. You just have to actually put forth the effort.
StillNOLove 0
that sucks
muffin72 0
that sucks! I would have signed it.