Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Guest star
Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "Guest." FML
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Top comments
that_is_Nathy 9
You actualy had no one signing your yearbook? Aw that's sad
Lisa89 3
My bet is you didn't even ask anyone to sign it. Should have asked them, get a conversation going, sign their's etc. Anyway, it's sad either way, sorry OP.
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Comments (197)
dani__rawrr 0
I'm sorry man I'll be your friend!!8]
bfflrhea 0
its okay op, i use to do that when i was painfuly shy. you'll find a really nice friend who cares for you(:
the_huldra 1
Don't be a Bitch/douche to everyone?
jlperry31 10
it gets better after high school. trust me honey
torixlee 0
I feel so bad for you. I wanna be your friend!! (:
iheartmyfruitcup 0
LOL@YOU
momma1215 0
hey dont worry when youre older youll have friends
Meowchie 5
Where in OP's fml did it say that she didn't try to talk to them?
Sylvia_Korte 7
that's sad I'm so sorry :(
david000123 0
hahahahah. fail