Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Guest star
Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "Guest." FML
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Top comments
that_is_Nathy 9
You actualy had no one signing your yearbook? Aw that's sad
Lisa89 3
My bet is you didn't even ask anyone to sign it. Should have asked them, get a conversation going, sign their's etc. Anyway, it's sad either way, sorry OP.
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Comments (197)
daxter136 0
that's too bad but good idea
VittiChan 2
かわいそうー‼(; ̄O ̄)I'm sure you will make friends!! でも、時々難しいね。がんばてくださいね‼ (^O^)/
Shlizabeth 0
Lol. Definitely sad, but made me feel a whole lot better about my experiences in school. :)
briannabunny 0
lol! that's funny!!! I know someone that should probably do that!!
blondiethel 0
What is your problem... it's people like you that make the OP not want to ask their classmates to sign their yearbook.
wazzup182FML 3
well at least you've finished high school!
briannabunny 0
best luck to you!
nadhirah 4
u must be really shy :( get out there OP :) a little confidence goes a long way :) no one is in a position to judge u :)
Ieatpeople17 0
Thats stupid, who cares what your mom thinks
skyeyez9 25
You can ask most people and they will sign them and want you to sign theirs. I was a very shy, introverted girl and in high school. I was known as the quiet girl who rarely spoke. I just asked the nice ones and veered away from the handful of stuck up bitches who would have refused or wrote something cruel.
ElZamo 0
YDI for not trying to find some friends. just go and talk to people. if they don't wanna talk then you've got yourself an FML then.