nofriends
Japan
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
me
Bronx, United States
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Brookie Bear
Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML
lrgenesis
United States
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
sastgamer
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
highschoolnobody
United States
Guest star
Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "Guest." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
PerpetuallyHappy
Rochester, United States
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Top comments
that_is_Nathy 9
You actualy had no one signing your yearbook? Aw that's sad
Lisa89 3
My bet is you didn't even ask anyone to sign it. Should have asked them, get a conversation going, sign their's etc. Anyway, it's sad either way, sorry OP.
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Comments (197)
perdix 31
The worst part is that you thought you might fool your mom. She knows no one wants to be around you -- the only reason she is is that it's the law.
cbrix1132 0
ur a dick u know that?
AnagenisisZagus 13
Did you ask anyone to sign it? Because if you had and no one did, I suggest you take the yearbook to simebody's face..... We'll let it go just this once....
hahopps 4
dude I would of signed it :)
nolifefyl 1
tht sucks
hahopps 4
lol dude nice picture xD
soketgo 0
don't you just have to askk??
mamak_fml 0
I'm so sorry, hang in there, it gets better
tucansam555 3
go outside and make some damn friends instead of complaining on a website
qasimahsan93 4
I don't really know about your circumstances OP, but I used to be a shy person too. Just go up to someone and start talking and take it from there. It REALLY works, most people WANT to talk, even if it may not look like it. Good luck. :)
Vagrarian 2
I did the same thing once. I was shy and unpopular, and had lots of problems with bullies that my school never did anything about, which made my shyness even worse. One year some bullies got hold of my yearbook and wrote a bunch of insulting and vulgar things in it, and I threw it away later. The next year I was terrified of having anyone sign it and I ended up writing things in different handwriting just to fool my parents, who weren't fooled. And I freely admit it was pathetic; I was miserable and a nervous wreck. Things got better and my final year I had some good friends who signed mine, and now I'm a fairly popular person with a lot of good, openhearted friends. So hang in there!
Lisa89 3
Yeh, I'm sure OP will be pleasntly suprised that they are not alone with this kind of thing. BTW, sorry to hear you were bullied. I've had no-friend patches.. but nothing in the case of bullying :(
Vagrarian 2
Thank you. It's something I laugh about now, in an embarrassed way, and I'm glad those days are behind me!